Are you aware that Apple Jacks cereal has either blatantly ripped off your ideas or is beind the infection? My wife brought home a box of the stuff that contained blue triangles. I wasn't fooled by the lies on the box labeling them "gliders." Gliders, my left forepaw. So you know what I did? Perry may have gouged them from his body, but I had to go a step further and make SURE they'd never hurt anyone. I ATE them.
I don't care if you mention my name or not, but junkies have a right to know about this menace and what needs to be done to put a stop to it. Buy every box you can find and TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS.
Behold the horror: http://www.applejacks.com/