i wrote this for my creative writting class as a poem assignment. i tried to cram as many podcast references into it as humanly possible. i even mentioned the Great and Glorious Sigler. see if you can spot all the podcast references.

To begin,

The dark overlord of the future bursts forth into
a sea of black corruption, his chest held high and
his head shining with a bright light

The white soldier is wary, for the Son of the Seventh wheel
shall make his move in two years with the passing of
the keeper of the city

A pirate rouge rides the high seas while
the butterflies in the lands of the East
dance in the City of Metamor

A dimension made from the slivers of Heaven and Hell
parts for a man shrouded in a black shadow
to strike from the crescent moon

A hall of broken mirrors reveals a blind man cast in blood
who waits for the next film that was
once lost in the waves

The fire of a beating pulse flies through a new world order
as a failed utopia vomits forth the
blood of the innocent

The sound of a bell peels in the night as the lonely man who cannot sleep waits forever

And then …