I woke up and saw a amazon box on top of my mail box.
Edit: 13 hours later and no one but me has posted that they got theres in the mail today June 21.
Would I be a DIRTY JUNKIE to say:
1st 
Or did everyone just sit down and start reading it....
I woke up and saw a amazon box on top of my mail box.
Edit: 13 hours later and no one but me has posted that they got theres in the mail today June 21.
Would I be a DIRTY JUNKIE to say:
1st 
Or did everyone just sit down and start reading it....
My amazon guy called me and hand delivered it too me, I was so proud, Uploaded a pic to fb right away!
You lucky junkies. Amazon's telling me mine'll show up on the 29th. Hopefully it'll show up at least a few days early. Can't wait to get my hands on it.
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Build a man a fire, warm him for a night. Set a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.
deliver on the release date?!?! Those bastards said my book won't be delivered until the 26th! I sure hope they're just fucking with me - although I highly doubt it! I've never gotten anything preordered on the release date!
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Dead Sexy Dealer, The Juicer & Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren
MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST
CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!
I've gotta wait until the 28th! >:-(
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion
you owe him a stout ass-kicking for making you wait until he gets home.
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion
Mine has been pre-ordered since July of 2009. Now why is mine the last one shipped?I'm sending them an email. They should be shipped acccording to when they were ordered. Just saying.
[flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m] and friend of GirlCo's official mascot
Proud member of Girlco and friend of GirlCo's official mascot
I'm a girl!!!!!! 
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Dead Sexy Dealer, The Juicer & Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren
MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST
CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!
keeping it in my wallet, and using it when someone gets mad at me for saying something similar in the future. :-p
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion
you now don't have to spend time thinking of new and fun ways to use a cheese grater as a tortue device.
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion
you just need to hang out with more "someones" like me!
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Dead Sexy Dealer, The Juicer & Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren
MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST
CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!
Come on, you walked right into that one, dear. :-p
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion
you don't have to get a new cheese grater for all pasta and nacho related meals now.
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion
I admit I can be a total bitch at times - and I'm proud of it!!! 
But I though we were talking about people "bitching", not being bitches.....
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Dead Sexy Dealer, The Juicer & Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren
MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST
[flickr-photo:id=4725169982,size=m]
CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!
but that way just shoots holes all through my punchline. :-p
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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world
CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion
I live on a college campus and i'm taking summer classes, so i just picked up my copy on the way to the class im currently typing in :P
this is a beautiful book. i'm PUMPED!
Still waiting for you to make me squee... BigJohn has given me multiple ACKgasms! What have *you* done for me lately??
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Dead Sexy Dealer, The Juicer & Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren
MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST
[flickr-photo:id=4725169982,size=m]
CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!
They came today. Now I can.
Take no prisoners. Take no ....yes that is what I said and i will not apologize for it because i am not sure if i spelled apologize right and i'm not going to take the time to look it up on some stoopid website either, now lets just all get over the comeing part and the mist spelt wurds and shit. oh yeah and the cussing or cursing. which ever one you say. Haaay, how you doing? write back soon!
Owner of the Isis Ice Storm
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Puller of strings
Drop your socks and grab your... Copy of Where the hell have I been! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4779220092,size=m] Puller of strings
lets kick their ass!!! i got your back
HM-THE ROOKIE
[flickr-photo:id=3718433600,size=m] Undead WARLORD
"SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK
HM-THE ROOKIE
[flickr-photo:id=3718433600,size=m] Undead WARLORD
"SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK
although i didn't pre-order it. i was out of the loop on here for a while forgot about the contest, then a junkie sent me da link to the contest then i couldn't find my wallet, i think the wife hid it from me…b/c it miraculously reappeared today. hmmm?!
HM-THE ROOKIE
[flickr-photo:id=3718433600,size=m] Undead WARLORD
"SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK
HM-THE ROOKIE
[flickr-photo:id=3718433600,size=m] Undead WARLORD
"SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK
I went to a Barnes & Noble store and could not find a copy. The store employee went to store room to look for the copy and could not find one. She checked all the different sections she thought somebody might have stocked it but could not find it. Finally she found all the stores copies in a stack of books waiting stocked.