F**K NO! They are coming for us …

VAMPIRES!

Sparkle this, bitches. Yes, this is a tragic story of a life lost. But also? Killer vampire bats.

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2010 death first U.S. known case of vampire bat rabies virus

(CNN) — Federal health authorities reported Friday the first report of human rabies in the United States linked to a vampire bat rabies virus.

The incident occurred a year ago, when the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention confirmed a case of rabies in a 19-year-old migrant worker who was hospitalized in Louisiana with inflammation of the brain, the agency said in its Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report.

The man had developed neurologic symptoms at the end of July 2010, shortly after arriving in the United States from Mexico. After a day of work on a sugarcane plantation in Louisiana, he sought medical care for fatigue, left shoulder pain, and left hand numbness — symptoms that were initially blamed on exertion. But his symptoms continued and he was sent to a hospital in New Orleans.

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  1. wendeltopper

    Hey…

    Is this going to be a new plot thread for Sigler? Maybe silverbugs shepharding a flock of attack vampire bats in the tunnels of Mt. Fitzroy?

  2. athanas

    You misunderstood

    I know it’s real; the conspiracy theory comment was meant to question if it actually has the capability to change the weather, seeing as how it basically gets tagged as the reason for all natural disasters since the 2004 tsunami.
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  3. DEAD_SILVER_EAGLE_BAYL06

    This device is located on a air base in Alaska

    This program cost us taxpayers $250,000,000 in tax-funded construction and operations. Is that real enough?

    ……….The extremely humble owner of “THE ROOKIE” #2487/3000…..NOCTURNAL (Rewrite) Byron Metz (as “Baldwin Metz,” medical examiner for San Francisco police)

  4. athanas

    If such a thing is real (lots of CTs on that device)

    I’d put it in class 1 with man-made destruction.
    Trying to fuck with the planet in such a fashion is just begging for shit like the Yellowstone caldera to pop like an pre-teen zit and smother most life on this planet away.
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  5. DEAD_SILVER_EAGLE_BAYL06

    Preparedness and surveillance remain essential!

    You forgot about Global Catastrophes such as the HAARP program. The HAARP program is being blamed for all the major earthquakes, volcanoes, tornadoes, hurricanes, blizzards, and flooding that have been happening recently

    ……….The extremely humble owner of “THE ROOKIE” #2487/3000…..NOCTURNAL (Rewrite) Byron Metz (as “Baldwin Metz,” medical examiner for San Francisco police)

  6. athanas

    EOTW Scenarios, in order of likelihood

    1. Self-destruction (war/chemicals/man-made zombies)
    2. Powerbombed by an asteroid
    3. Alien beatdown

    Vampires aren’t anywhere on the map, really.  Plus, they’d be easy as shit to kill.
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  7. DEAD_SILVER_EAGLE_BAYL06

    I can’t believe you two

    So you two junkies automatically think it will either be Vampires or Zombies that take over the world. I believe you two are wrong

    ……….The extremely humble owner of “THE ROOKIE” #2487/3000…..NOCTURNAL (Rewrite) Byron Metz (as “Baldwin Metz,” medical examiner for San Francisco police)

  8. sandrachung

    Good reason for me to have moved to Australia

    No rabies.  *sigh* Poor bastard, too bad it wasn’t diagnosed sooner.

     

    Life’s tough. It’s tougher if you’re stupid. Absolutum obsoletum — If it works, it’s out of date.

  9. steffiebaby140

    damn…

    I was hoping the zombies would win the world takeover bid, not the vampires!

     

    Do not mess with the affairs of monsters, for you are tasty and good with ketchup.

  10. itcamefromsiglerstoilet

    whats next…

    cows with torretts that constanly say bob saget or ask how magnets work.

     

    because it can

  11. NeilColquhoun

    It starts with an isolated incident…

    … and spreads slowly at first, then advancing rapidly as more and more become infected.

    It’s the beginning of the end.

    Stay Alive – Neil

  12. GJ

    That’s horrible

    what a shame they didn’t manage to figure it out in time.
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