Book tour is a go!

[img_assist|nid=2305|title=Hillary ready for Sigler Stank tour|desc=Hillary will be catching both the NYC and Washington DC Stank stops, devil's sign in full effect|link=none|align=left|width=250|height=181]All book tour dates are still a "go," including Jan. 3 in San Mateo, Jan. 6 in Seattle and Jan. 10 in San Francisco. So if you’d planned on those dates, get your asses out to the bookstores! For details on all Siglerism tour dates for CONTAGIOUS, go to scottsigler.com/tour.

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  1. JP

    He also missed beer.

    But we’re not going to mail him beer. Too bad for him.

     

    – “I’m risking my life, for people I don’t like, for reasons I don’t quite understand.” – Homer

  2. Shadygirl

    San Mateo

    We had JP’s uncle all lined up to hit San Mateo, but a family emergency came up. He has yet to experience Siglerism, but he was going to go on our recommendation. Now we are just going to have to mail him a copy of Infected and Contagious so he can see what he missed.

    “I’m going to show him what a little girls made of, gunpowder and lead” – Miranda Lambert

  3. JP

    True.

    You’re definitely not prissy. But you have been pissy! (Dude, is the FDO overworking you? We can make a collective appeal to him to cut your hours back to only 18 a day!)

     

    – “I’m risking my life, for people I don’t like, for reasons I don’t quite understand.” – Homer

  4. sadock

    No, that’s when he’s being a TEXTtard

     Scott is a multi-tard. To be FDO, you cannot restrict your tard-dom to just one area, you must conquer all areas of the tard kingdom as well ;)

    Thank you, George Hrab, for composing and performing the acoustic version of brainsbodyboth. Humorous yet poignant, and you gave me a theme song. I miss Ally <sigh>

  5. gmanvsfreeman

    agreed, we should have had more people vote for it

    G-Man

    In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.

  6. Chuck75

    Sigler Stank Tour

    Wish you could make it to North Carolina, I would drown my neighbor in her bathtub to make sure you would have a place to stay!

  7. Wolf

    I thought we already had one

    for the past 8 years. Most definatly with a little ’j' though, not a Major "J" 

     

     WOOF, WOOF

  8. Mycroft

    Hillary?

    Scariest thing you have put up yet – They say art imitates life – what’s next for you, a government coverup?

    On a clear disk, you can seek forever.

  9. w_nightshade

    Clearly

    I don’t know what that joker was talking about… /sycophant/ [I think, therefore I'm right. -Hugo Rune]

  10. Scott

    Clearly says “bookstore”

    I don’t know what you’re talking about, it says "bookstore." Not that I would ever go back and fix something and pretend it never happened …

  11. w_nightshade

    Boostore – TERRIFYING

    It is a store that sells scares, obviously.  Sheesh…  [I think, therefore I'm right. -Hugo Rune]

  12. Nelzone

    Happy Happy Joy Joy

    That is good news all around, indeed.

    But what the fuck is a Boostore, does techtarditude now extend to operating a keyboard?

    I have one copy of the book and will pick up 2 more when you get to Denver for signatures – one is a gift for a buddy back east. 

     

    Taste is the Enemy of Art- Wm S Burroughs (or maybe not)

  13. sadock

    I am *so* not prissy

     <he says whilst strutting around with his nose pointing toward the ceiling in a haughty gait>

    Thank you, George Hrab, for composing and performing the acoustic version of brainsbodyboth. Humorous yet poignant, and you gave me a theme song. I miss Ally <sigh>

    Sorry, had to add an r. Works so much better ;)

  14. Scott

    That’s Eventful for ya

    Eventful puts that in as "San Francisc.’ Don’t know why. I’d much rather have "San Francisco" and "San Mateo," but it’s automated as the San Francisco Metro Area.

  15. JP

    Old sadock is back again.

    Get over it dude. As long as folks know what bookstore to go to, does it really matter? Why are you so pissy?

     

    – “I’m risking my life, for people I don’t like, for reasons I don’t quite understand.” – Homer

  16. sadock

    Yeah, that would go over *real* well in the press…..

     
    Thank you, George Hrab, for composing and performing the acoustic version of brainsbodyboth. Humorous yet poignant, and you gave me a theme song. I miss Ally <sigh>

  17. sadock

    So why the frak does the Tour page say San Fran for both?!?

     Is this a case where in attempting to simplify things you actually wind up being inaccurate and creating confusion/more difficulty amongst your prospective audience? I supect anyone who actually lives in/around there knows the difference, so labeling them accurately would become all that more imperative for those of us who are not familiar with the area.

      I suspect that the exact opposite thing occured with the VA stop. Labeled accurately when it’s the de facto Washington DC stop.

    Thank you, George Hrab, for composing and performing the acoustic version of brainsbodyboth. Humorous yet poignant, and you gave me a theme song. I miss Ally <sigh>

  18. s13cybergal

    Ah the Great Sigler, always so humble :)

    Good move Scott, we’ll all drive ourselves crazy looking for the hidden "junkieism" in all of Hilary’s Dept. of State speaches. BRILLIANT!

    s13cybergal, an OJ with a walker. You can’t forget that Scott!

  19. s13cybergal

    No Dude, let me teach yoou about Bay Area layout…

    Greetings: No Jan 3rd, today was San Mateo, that is WEST Bay south of San Francisco. Jan 10 is San Francisco proper. The store and pub are in the Mission District of San Francisco, near  16sst Bart, or 21st St. Bart. Google it and it will give you a good map and public transit, or driving directions. See ya in SF!

    s13cybergal, an OJ with a walker. You can’t forget that Scott!

  20. SynapticJam

    Glad to hear it.

    She’s a special gal Scott.  Treat her right… 

    SynapticJam on Toast – hhhmmm… tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain’t I just)

    S.H.I.T. Award Recipient and all-around uberjunkie! 

  21. JP

    Dude, for real?

    Is she really a fan? That’s freakin’ awesome! (Why isn’t she registered?)

     

    – “I’m risking my life, for people I don’t like, for reasons I don’t quite understand.” – Homer

  22. randomelements

    Pleased

    As others have already said, I’m really pleased for you that the EQ is well enough for you to travel.

     

    Still, when are you going to get the hell over to the UK???? ;) 

  23. Scott

    She can’t be royalty, I’m afraid

    Hillary is our Secretary of State, and she is going to whip ass in the name of the USA. Since she is in the government, she can’t have a royal title. So she is "Hillary Clinton, Scott Sigler Fan and Secretary of State."

    In that order.

  24. sadock

    So to translate the tour page:

     01-03 in San Fran is actually the San Mateo stop? And the 01-21 in Falls Church, VA is actually the Washington DC stop?

    I now dub thee a travel tard as well. My brain hurts. Time for Excedrin and coffee. Lots of coffee.

    Thank you, George Hrab, for composing and performing the acoustic version of brainsbodyboth. Humorous yet poignant, and you gave me a theme song. I miss Ally <sigh>

  25. sadock

    Which Queen is Hillary?!?

     We already have Evil and White, would she be the Plaid queen?

    Thank you, George Hrab, for composing and performing the acoustic version of brainsbodyboth. Humorous yet poignant, and you gave me a theme song. I miss Ally <sigh>

  26. JP

    Damn…

    the old secret Maitai weapon… Damn.

     

    – “I’m risking my life, for people I don’t like, for reasons I don’t quite understand.” – Homer

  27. s13cybergal

    So glad EQ(tm) is home and on the mend.

    Hey Scott: So glad tour is still on. BUT I am most happy that obviously the EQ(tm) is well enough for you to feel safe to leave to do the book tour. What’s up with that photo? Is that Hilary CLINTON? Is she a fan? no kidding? Well, stranger things have happened. Take my love to go with you to all 11 cities. I’ll be there in SF with IRL present, appreciation and 3 books for you to sign :D 

    s13cybergal, an OJ with a walker. You can’t forget that Scott!

  28. El_Jefe

    Great News

    Excellent to hear that EQ is recovering and that you feel secure enough in her recovery to carry out your mission. See you on the 10th! Driving from LA to San Fran to witness this historical event.

  29. OJ_Mathis_Wrenn

    scott…

    Nothing you’ve done has scared me…until now…

    thanks to you putting….that…"woman"s picture up…i’m gonna have nightmares…..  Hillary is evillllllll

    The Platypus is a Semi-Aquatic Mammal

    "I have much respect for Delhome’s douchbaggery"

    -Scott Sigler

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