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Junkies, this week you get to pick what movie I will review on Friday, the day new movies are released.

Hopefully this is the beginning of a weekly event here, where Junkies decide if I get to see something fun, or if I am subjected to the latest goddamn Nicholas Sparks m-fing piece of romantic splooge.

So exercise your (rare) right in Siglerism, and vote!

What? You didn't see my review of LOCKOUT on YouTube? Sheesh! Click and watch, suckas, click and watch.
What movie should I review on Friday?
 
 
 
 
 
  
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I've done some movie reviews here before, but now we're up-leveling: short video reviews of a movie the day it comes out. This time, I chose LOCKOUT, starring Guy Pearce (MEMENTO) and Maggie Grace (LOST, TAKEN). I also got a hot dog in plastic, geeked out for the new Ridley Scott flick, and show you my skills as an action-movie director in modern Hollywood. 
If you came from Veronica Belmont & Tom Merritt's new vidcast "Sword & Laser," I'm glad to have you aboard. No, this isn't as cool as a spaceship/castle, but we try. 

Did you come for my novel NOCTURNAL? 

Did you see my behind-the-scenes video of the Sword & Laser set?

And for the Junkies who are here all the time, I give you the 30-minute show!
I get interviewed here, it's a great show and worth the watch:




As one who lives in the book industry, I constantly hear that "no one reads anymore." I also hear the bitching of how Stephanie Myers, Snooki, or any other phantom menace is dumbing down those who do read, and that we're losing culture, tradition, smarts, whatever the fuck you want to call it. 

Most of all, I hear how eBooks are "ruining" literature by lowering the bar of entry and flooding the market with crap (f.y.i., "crap" is defined as "books that were not edited by someone in New York who sits in an office in an expensive Manhattan building"). 

According to Gallup surveys that date back to 1949, the number of people who are "currently reading novels" has gone up steadily since 1952. There are many reasons for this, the biggest one being the same reason books hit the masses in the first place -- technology and accessibility. Thanks to the Internet, physical books ship anywhere. And now, with eBooks, there isn't even "shipping" anymore: you can get exactly what you want, at the lowest cost in history, and get it from just about any place on the planet.

If the data-gathering methodologies are scientifically sound and reasonably accurate, reading rates are going up. If you don't like what people are reading, that's your problem, not mine. 
Rebecca Procknow's "Sigler Signature" tatAre you kidding me with this? Apparently not.

Die-hard Junkie Rebecca Procknow had me sign her shoulder blade at the Dallas stop of the NOCTURNAL tour. The very next morning, she headed to her tattoo shop and had that signature inked up all permanent-like. 

Holy shit.

She now has my signature on her back forever and ever and ever. 

And yes, that's the DØM "empty set" tat above it. If you recognize the name, she's married to Jason Procknow, who has the Marie's Children symbol inked into his chest. 

The family that tats up Sigler together, stays together. And probably kills things together, but that's a secondary issue. 

Rebecca, I salute you!!!
Yes, I admit, I should have been blogging more during the tour. I am a lazy, lazy author. I should be punished. I should be flogged.

What a goddamn amazing time. The Junkies have been happy, charming, and every one of you that made it out is good looking beyond the ability of science to measure such things. 

There have been many beverages consumed, many AWESOME SIGLERISM TATS, and -- oh yea -- many copies of NOCTURNAL sold. Check out Rebecca, getting my signature on her back so she can get it tatted up this very morning. Check out the Marie's Children tat and the Wolfpack tat, and there were more.

The bookstores seemed happy, the Junkies were happy, and I was definitely happier than a pig in the mud. Thanks to everyone in San Francisco, Seattle, Portland, Los Angeles, San Diego, Phoenix, Dallas and Houston who came out. This is the kind of stuff writers dream about. 

It may be the last tour ever (these things are really expensive, y'all), and if so, I am glad it went down in style. 


I'm sure you guys have heard me blab before, but I'm a huge fan of the Nerdist podcast (with Chris Hardwick, Jonah Ray and fellow lefty-bassist Matt Mira), and a huge fan of Hardwick's stand-up comedy.

I was sooper lucky enough to go on @Nerdist and pimp Nocturnal. Y'all should listen, as the Director of Døøm herself was also called to a mic to talk publishing, getting books turned into movies, sports and Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks should star in everything, by the way. 

That's Chris at right and me being giddy. Most of the time I try to be all Evil & Cool™, but sometimes you gotta let your fanboy flag fly. 
A behind-the-scenes look at the upcoming Sword & Laser show on YouTube, part of the Geek & Sundry network founded by Felicia Day. 

I have the privilege of being the first guest on the show when it launches on -- wait for it -- Friday the 13th. Awwww yeah. Cue the Tim Tebow: "I'm very excited!"

Tom and Veronica are all kinds of awesome. Click here to subscribe to the Geek & Sundry channel on YouTube, and then tune in to watch my episode on April 13!
Yep, after all our prep work and sweat to give you a kick-ass story, NOCTURNAL's "in-store date" is today, April 3, 2012. Theoretically, it should be in stores, but with the current state of publishing, who knows? Your best bet is to call your local bookstore to make sure they have it before you spend your valuable time going to pick one up.

If you are going to buy in stores, buy it by Thursday, April 5! That helps us with the New York Times best-seller list. 

If you want to order online, check out the links at http://www.scottsigler.com/nocturnal

PIMP OUT THOSE PICTURES!
When you have that book in your hands, do post pics on Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest and any other place you like to share your stuff. 
• Use the Twitter hash-tag #NOCTURNAL
• If you want to include a link for people to buy it, use this one: 
http://www.amazon.com/Nocturnal-A-Novel-Scott-Sigler/dp/0307406342
James Woll NOCTURNAL tats
Hooooo momma ... that's some wicked work right there. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the awesome NOCTURNAL tats of James Woll. Yes, that's the protection symbol on the left, and the symbol of a certain family from San Francisco. Nails. Hard to think of a better thing to post the day before NOCTURNAL hits stores. James, you rock the hizzy. 

TODAY! 3:00pm Pacific Time! Join us for the virtual tour stop & live chat! [Edited as the cool virtual tour is done!]

Then, tomorrow is the final deadline for all the great cool incentives and entry into the prize drawing for NOCTURNAL goodies. Get THE REPORTER, name a GFL Tier Three team, join the founding members of the Ionath Krakens Booster Club. 

Monday the NOCTURNAL Tour (west siieeeedd!) begins!

And finally, Tuesday, after years in the making, NOCTURNAL publishes in hardcover.

When we announced the 2012 tour schedule, there were shouts from Junkies all over the world: "When are you coming to [insert my hometown here]!!"  "When will I get a chance to raise a glass with the FDØ?"

Well, Junkies, now's your chance.  We've teamed up with the fine folks at Shindig Events and we'll have a virtual tour stop this Friday, March 30th, at 3:00pm PST.  And no matter where in the world you are, here's your chance to hear Scott read from NOCTURNAL, ask questions in real time, chat with other attendees, and even talk face-to-face with Scott. That's right, no matter where you are, no matter how many other folks show up, we'll have room for you too!

What do you have to do?  Easy:
  1. On Friday at 3:00pm PST (or whatever that works out to be in your town) head on over to: www.shindig.com/event/37-Scott-Sigler
  2. Enter your name and a valid email address. You'll also need a computer with a webcam and mic if you want to be seen and heard.
  3. If you've got a question, come ask during the Q&A, but keep in mind this is a public event.
  4. If you're so inclined, bring a beverage of your choice to enjoy during the Q&A.  I'm pretty sure Scott will be ready to raise a glass by Friday afternoon.

That's it!  The Shindig Events interface is super easy to use, and it'll only take a minute to learn how to ask a question (either by text or live on-camera), chat with other Junkies directly, or mingle with the assembled folk.

We know this won't work for everyone, and surely someone will say "but have have to [insert something not-as-cool here].  But it's a cool addition to the tour, and we'll have it recorded as well.  We're excited, and we really hope to see you there. You don't know, there might even be a surprise or two.*

*Disclaimer: Surprise or two not guaranteed. The whole virtual tour is a surprise in itself!!!

My nemesis J.C. Huchinsssssss has delivered a bomb against the evil that is me. He made a ring tone out of the O Fortuna song I sang for the NOCTURNAL unboxing video. And yes, I use the term "sang" loosely, so STFU.

If you don't know the song, it is in every devil movie ever made. The song makes grown men poo themselves in fear. That's why it is so rad. You pooing yourself because of a tune? That's rad and you know it, so stop denying that it's wicked-rad. 

Mr. Smart Ass Hutchins made a ring tone as "a present to the junkies." What that really means is this is the audio equivalent of me texting nekked pics of me to chicks and/or dudes, and Hutchins wants the Internet to slanderimize me. So in order to control the message before the message controls me (hear that, Anthony Weiner?), I'm just going to link to these bitches right here. 

Screw you, Hutchinsssssss.

Awwww yeah, another Junkie tat. This one belongs to my main man Todd Wyman. Check out that detail: Chicken scissors with the initials P.D. for our brother Perry (may he find peace at long last), and a scale-size hatchling. I love this. Todd, you are made of iron. 

Source: flickr.com via Scott on Pinterest

Those of you who listened to the first draft might know the answer to this, so don't chat about it in comments to avoid SPOILERS!, but this is still pretty fun. 

Good thing our trisomic little campers in that novel aren't mice. Seems being XXY makes our furry little text subjects rather randy. 

This article by Jennifer Welsh from LiveScience.com she covers research on mice genetically engineered so the effects of the X and Y chromosomes were separated from the mouse's sexual development. The experiment found that males with an extra female sex chromosome (XXY) had "insatiable sex drives."

One can only wonder what impact that extra chromosome might have on Sly's dating habits. 

Sadly, the article is quite deficient in mouse pick-up line jokes and "bow-chicka-wow-wow" comments, but the photo cutline does refer to "mouse viagra," so at least there's that. 
Yes, once again I am on the cutting edge of intellectual foreign films. This touching piece of post-war ennui, a 2009 Sundance selection, comes to us from Norway. An emotionally gripping tale of a nation recovering from the scars of global conflict, DEAD SNOW carries into the struggle of a group of young people trying to come to terms with ...

... aw, screw it. I can't keep this up. The movie is about frozen Nazi zombies. Now if you haven't already added it to NetFlix from the words "frozen Nazi zombies" alone, then you and I are different people, son, but I'll continue and try to bring you around to my way of thinking.

Click through to read the review and see the trailer
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This is a new YouTube channel to which all geeks should subscribe. Just look at this lineup of shows! Some hard-working people in there, folks. Also, this trailer is a drinking game -- one shot every time you see Wil Wheaton.
Junkies, it's been an amazing week at the Lair of Døøm™. We've got a loT going on (notice the capital T) these days, but this past week was a little ridiculous! We were finally able to share news of the GFL paperbacks, which is awesome. But the really wonderful news is the enormous response to the NOCTURNAL pre-order incentives, and the creation of such a robust and wonderful group of Founders for the Ionath Krakens Booster Club.

2012 Ionath Krakens Booster Club
Gregg Anderson
Jason Ashmore
Matthew Bailey
Dale Bennett
Aaron Brough
Shirley Bruce
Joe Carlson
Beth Copenhaver
Paul DeWig
JP and Stephanie Harvey
Alfred Heasty
Jason Heim
David Hess
Neal Hewitt
Tim Hines
Randy Hinckley
Marty Hoffmann
Tony Jennings
Pons Matal
Andrew MacLennan
Byron Metz
Barry O'Donnell
Jeremiah Pappe
Scott E. Pond
Jason and Rebecca Procknow
Michael Procopio
Maryann and Jake Radulski
Connor Robertson
Joseph Saunders
Victor Sellers
Thomas Tetrault
Stephen VanderGast
CJ Wellman
Zachary Wirth
David Wyble

We are doing big things, but we're still a very small company. To know we have support from so many wonderful folks is very humbling.

There is still time to become a founding member of the Booster Club, so click to find out all about that and other cool incentives as we get ready for NOCTURNAL!

Click here to listen to today's FridayFix™
THE ROOKIE & THE STARTER paperback deal!

Junkies, don your armor and grab your weapons, because the GFL series is about to invade bookstores all over the US and Canada.

We're thrilled to announce the creation of Dark Øverlord Paperbacks, an imprint of Diversion Books. Dark Overlord/Diversion will publish trade paperback versions of THE ROOKIE and THE STARTER, which are scheduled to hit stores on August 7, 2012. 

And yeah, all-new covers. Bøøm. We're wicked like that. 

Take a listen to the short interview Scott and I did with Scott Waxman, Chairman and Co-founder of Diversion Books to learn all about this exciting news. The audio is a bit wonky in a couple of places, but we thought it was worth it to share the good news quickly.

This is one more step on our quest for world døminatiøn. The US and Canada will be the first to fall. All your bookstores are belong to us.  

Here's a link to the press release at Diversion Books.
We're fixing some stuff. It happens. Also, Scott will be on a plane. When Scott is on a plane, all time stops. When all time stops, Dr. Who gets his panties in a bunch. When Dr. Who gets his panties in a bunch, Time Lords consider wiping humanity off the face of existence.

Don't let Time Lords wipe humanity off the face of existence.

The new GFL team T-shirts are in, Junkies! Feast your eyes on this cottony goodness. I am shipping them out pre-orders today. We expect to see you pimping your shirts on the Twitters and the Facebooks (and on the Google+ for you Googly types).

What? You didn't pre-order one, but now your skin cries out to be covered in Stank? Well then, click here and let your body be covered in Siglerism.

And feel free to post images of you wearing the T-shirts in the comments, but BE WARNED: we may select you as a model for our store page. 
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