If you follow the sage words of my cousin Francis Dominick Olivieri, host of "Let's Get Pissed with the FDO," then you know his affinity for the Iroc-Z. So does Steve Van Haren, who sent me this gem. Steve, my cousin thinks you rock like a greasy christmas clown in your mouth.

The gang here at Dark Øverlord knows where our bread is buttered. Vets, you fucking rock. Thanks! Click here to download the video.

Look at those choppers! This is the official Ancestor Herd, currently housed at Dark Øverlord Media South's office (a.k.a., a shelf in ARealGirl's office). I'm really sorry about this, but I can't remember who made what. All I know is I fucking love these ancestor statues, stuffed animals, porcelain creations, and the extra from a Chick-Fil-A commercial.

Pretty bad-ass paint job by Junkie Steve Schacknies, and check out that shelf! Steve, you win the Totally Awesome And Fucking Cool Award for the month (that's right, the coveted TAAFCA™ award).

I saw this posted on Frederic Gagnon's Facebook page. How bad-ass is this? He's got the whole team ready to rock (spelling is a bit off, but still frickin' awesome). The game is Blitz II.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Junkies, normally we don't list fund-raiser ops for anyone other than the Wounded Warriors Project or Disabled American Veterans. We thought we'd make an exception, however, for a young filmmaker that has created three pieces of Sigler-related video.

Brent Weischel is a Junkie working on his senior thesis film project. He's trying to raise a moderate amount of scratch to do it right. Here's the link to his kickstarter fundraiser page, where you can see him give his schpeil and get all the details.

But that's all blah-blah, bladity-blah. Around these parts, all we care about is Siglerism. So here's the three short films Brent has already made about Sigler-related content. If you dig them and you have a lil' extra to contribute to a young filmmaker, hit his Kickstarter link. If not, enjoy the view.

CHEATING BASTARD:
Brent shot this short from my original screenplay. Sports fans, only you can understand this kind of pain.

ANCESTOR SCENE: JIAN'S DREAM:
This one was for the ANCESTOR user-generated video contest. Dark and spoooooky.

IMPURITY:
And finally, we have Brent's fucked-up version of what it would be like to be INFECTED. I tell ya, there's something wrong with that boy ...

Matthias Sahlmann is officially the first person to post a picture of the German-language version of ANCESTOR. Yes, IMPLANTIERT is apparently in the wild, bitches! Dear Germany: You enjoy that read. I love ya!

Yes, Mother Nature is so cute and cuddly! Just check out the glowing mom-to-be, the lovely Miss Anaconda. And her dinner guest, a fucking 100-pound rat. Look, not even me and Big John Vizcarra can put down 100 Chocodiles in one sitting, let alone 100 pounds of warm, twitching rodent. This is just awsome to behold. I fucking love NatGeo.

That is one frickin' huge cow, I tell ya. Nothing really to do with ANCESTOR, but check out the Mr. Olympia of cattle. Or Miss Olympia. Whichever.

I had to share this one with y'all. Seems that with all the carnage, brutality and corruption that abounds in ANCESTOR, a few people are offended by a 23-year-old character (Tim Feely) referring to 45-year-old character (Erica Hoel) as "old." Probably no coincidence, all the people who have told me they were offended by this were women over the age of 45. I know when I was 23, I thought all 45-year-olds were my young & spry contemporaries ... didn't you?

THE EMAIL:
I generally love horror books so when I saw "Ancestor", I couldn't wait to dive into it. However, it wasn't that long into the book when I saw you repeatedly described a 45 year old woman as "the old woman". Once I could forgive but then you went on and on in the same vein. If you think 45 is "old", I would hate to think what you think of senior citizens. Needless to say, I will not be reading any of your other offering. I hope you can hang on to the Junkie fans you already have. "Ancestor" read like it was geared to a reading audience of about 12 years of age.

My favorite part? She bitches about ageism, then turns around and insults the maturity of all of you that enjoyed the book. Go figure.

I'm happy she gave my book a shot and sorry it wasn't her thing, but I think the Junkies and I will get along just fine.

Thanks to Junkie Avi for posting this link in the forums. It was so "holy crap that is the most awesome and horrible thing I have ever seen" that I had to put it in the Blog of F**k Yeah! The Sand Tiger Shark was a source of research and inspiration for the sibling lovin' that goes down in ANCESTOR. And to that one Internet troll back in 2005? The one who went ape-shit telling me that fetuses could never eat each other inside the womb. Step one: watch this. Step two: suck it.

Boom! Check out this sweet Krakens Logo punkin' by Shadygirl. That rates a 94.5% score on the Scale of Bad-Assery.

And that is what Halloween is all about, bitches! FANTASTIC! This came from Becca McComb's photo album on Facebook. It was Evan Curry who made the punkin', and damn is this awesome.

I don't have a lot of time for video games (save for my beloved FIFA '08, 30 minutes of escapism at a time), but this one looked so goddamn awesome I had to share. I've heard the RED DEAD series is exellent. This, however, takes it to another level. Undead zombie hordes in the Old West? Fuck yeah. Again, I say, "fuck yeah."

Click here to read the Engadget article

A few Junkies sent me this link, so I won't mention anyone specific. Here's a coolio story about way to make your body move. No, not heavy dance beats, but rather moving images on your body. Of course, several people were reminded of Uncle Johnny the Awesome from THE ROOKIE and THE STARTER. Read for yourself, and see one way we may be able to relay a whole new kind of body language.