Words can not describe this level of scientific advancement ...
| THE ALL-PRO is the third book in the Galactic Football League series, following on THE ROOKIE and THE STARTER. Seven centuries into the future, aliens and humans compete for the greatest prize in the universe: the Galaxy Bowl trophy. Quarterback Quentin Barnes enters his third season at the helm of the Ionath Krakens. He's re-shaped the team in his image, and the time for excuses is over -- it's win, or be replaced. Quentin's championship quest carries he and his teammates across the galaxy in a brutal twelve-game season fraught with injury and death.But he faces more than just on-field challenges. As he enters a free-agent year, several franchises vie for his services. Will he play for a new team, or will he remain with his beloved Krakens? And then there's the slight distraction that someone, somewhere, is trying to assassinate him - and he doesn't know why. Order the signed, numbered, limited-edition hardcover at: Order the eBook at: Order the downloadable audiobook at: |
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And remember, in the Land of No Spoilers, you can also grab the eBook or audiobook of THE STARTER, finish it up, then move on to Book III in the series. Click here to get your copy of THE STARTER. THE ALL-PRO E-BOOK:
THE ALL-PRO UNABRIDGED AUDIOBOOK: |
Don't call, I won't answer. Don't email, I won't answer. Don't text, Tweet, or poke me on Facebook. I will be busy killing bugs. Fuck yeah.
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![]() Click here to download THE STARTER Episode #30 Quentin's first trip to a Sklorno world lets him see a new level of overpopulation, and his first direct experience with the "Church of Quentin Barnes." The Krakens face the Alimum armada in a critical match-up (check out the Armada's logo at right). Ionath is on the relegation bubble, and badly needs this win. |
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Awwww, snap! Day four was the final day of THE ALL-PRO shipping. All is said and done, you should be receiving your books right aabout ... now. Here's the final day's video, complete with a guest appearance by Muhammad Ali.
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Junkie volunteers abound as we close in on shipping y'all your gorgeous, gorgeous copies of THE ALL-PRO. Take a look at some of your fellow followers of Siglerism in action, and also witness one of Scott's less-than-suave moments.
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Click here to download THE STARTER Episode #29 Quentin and Ju Tweedy have a heart-to-heart, and a fight for control of the Krakens begins. Did Quentin make the right choice bringing this guy in? THE ALL-PRO SHIPPING: DIDN'T ORDER YOUR COPY? |
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We're a little bit ahead of schedule! Day two found us signing 500+ books, checking out part of the San Diego Hall of Champions, and running into a nasty NOCTURNAL monster.
Junkies! The copies of THE ALL-PRO are safely in the Warehøuse of Døøm. We're signing away and stacking them up for shipping. Here's a quick tour of the Warehøuse, including a cuddly moment with a bag of peanuts and a Blair Witch appearance.
Access denied!: Seriously? What? I'm the fucking FDO™, goddamit!
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Click here to download THE STARTER Episode #28
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Stephen Fry gets a taste of the grandeur of one of college football finest moments -- Auburn vs. Alabama. I've been around football my entire life. It was fantastic to watch this piece and see the experience through the eyes of someone new to the spectacle. Fry sums it up nicely by pointing out this is a regular-season game against a pair of amateur teams, not a "grand final" at the highest levels of the sport. Thanks to Jeremy Owyang for sharing this!
WAR EAGLE! ROLL TIDE!
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Check out the "unboxing" of THE ALL-PRO, Book III in the GFL series. Your FDO™ and your Director of Døøm bust open the first-ever copies and revel in their own glory. What? You didn't order one yet? Just click on through to get yours NOW! Can't see the video? Click here to download it. |
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Just a few quick shots of the "first in the wild" copy of THE ALL-PRO. I'm working on a FridayFix™ video of the DØM unboxing from this morning, but in the meantime, here's a few hot shots. Don't yet have your copy? Just click on through to get yours NOW! |
| Dark Øverlord Media attends Dragon*Con | ||
| Friday, September 2, 2011 | ||
| 3:00pm - 5:00pm | Title: Happy Hour to celebrate THE ALL-PRO Launch! | Room: The Pulse Loft, (Marriott Lobby Bar) |
| 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Title: When Art Meets Science and Skepticism | Room: Hilton |
| 10:00pm - 11:00pm | Title: Scott Sigler: One for the Junkies Description: Join New York Times Best Selling author Scott Sigler for tentacles and mayhem, and probably some Reeses Pieces. | Room: Hilton |
| Saturday, September 3, 2010 | ||
| 11:30am- 12:30pm | Title: These are the ways the world will end … Description: Roundtable discussion with Phil Plait, John Cmar, Dr. Pamela Gay, Taylor Proctor, Scott Sigler | Room: Hilton |
| 1:00pm - 2:00pm | Title: Writer's Roundtable Description: What do you get when you combine authors and improv? Come find out as we take audience ideas and work to create apocalyptic-themed stories... live! | Room: Westin Atlanta EFGH |
| 4:00pm - 6:30pm | Title: 6th Annual Parsec Award Ceremony Description: The Parsec Award is available for Sci-Fi & Fantasy Original Content, and Speculative Fiction. Join us for the 6th Annual Parsec Awards Ceremony. (Note: Scott will be leaving a bit early for his next panel.) | Room:Hyatt |
| 5:30pm - 6:30pm | Title: Writers: Where Should I Submit? Description: How and where to get published in the Internet age. | Room: Hilton 201 |
| 10:00pm - 11:00pm | Title: Geologic Podcast Live! | Room: Crystal Ballroom |
| Sunday, September 4, 2010 | ||
11:30am - | Title: Podcasting Writers Roundtable Description: Join popular Podcast authors to discuss the changing face of books and online media. | Room: Hilton 204 |
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Click here to download THE STARTER Episode #30 As the Krakens head into the Week Eight game against the Alimum Armada, the Godling Barnes and his Krakens arrive on Chachanna, with a flurry of Sklorno teammates who are overwhelmed by his very presence and honored by his holy passes … and a pickle of a player in the backfield in Ju Tweedy. CALL FOR PROMOS: CALL FOR GORELINE SUBMISSIONS: |
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Click here to listen to THE STARTER Episode #29 Ju Tweedy is getting more comfortable in Krakens Orange after the win against the Lu Juggernauts, and might be getting designs on something bigger. Something bigger that Quentin might have designs on as well. It just couldn't have been easy, could it? CALL FOR PROMOS: CALL FOR GORELINE SUBMISSIONS:
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Click here to download THE STARTER Episode #28 Now that the starting line-up is safely back on the Touchback, the team sets their sites on beating the Lu Juggernauts. The Mad Ju is settling in nicely, but John Tweedy worries he might be playing a little too nicely. PROMOS IN THIS EPISODE: CALL FOR GORELINE SUBMISSIONS: |
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I would totally be a rockin' gold, old-school piece of mechanized bad-assery. This bad MF is going up for auction on Aug. 27. Very cool. Link courtesy of Shell O Littleton (@txstarla on Twitter).


Sparkle this, bitches. Yes, this is a tragic story of a life lost. But also? Killer vampire bats.
Click here to read the full story.
2010 death first U.S. known case of vampire bat rabies virus
(CNN) -- Federal health authorities reported Friday the first report of human rabies in the United States linked to a vampire bat rabies virus.
The incident occurred a year ago, when the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention confirmed a case of rabies in a 19-year-old migrant worker who was hospitalized in Louisiana with inflammation of the brain, the agency said in its Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report.
The man had developed neurologic symptoms at the end of July 2010, shortly after arriving in the United States from Mexico. After a day of work on a sugarcane plantation in Louisiana, he sought medical care for fatigue, left shoulder pain, and left hand numbness -- symptoms that were initially blamed on exertion. But his symptoms continued and he was sent to a hospital in New Orleans.
With THE ALL-PRO shipping out from the printer this week, and shipping hell week only two weeks away … here's your first peek at the final cover art! Still need to order your copy? Then click here to snag one by August 22nd and you can have it personalized too (or just click on the sweet, sweet cover art).
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Click here to download the FridayFix As if you weren't excited enough already … now you have a chance to join us!
That's it! We can't provide transportation or accommodations. But, if we get the right help, and get done early, we'll have some kind of wrap party on Sunday. If you are interested in joining us please email the Director of Døøm at ak@scottsigler.com. |
The Parsec Awards Steering Committee have determined the finalists for 2011. We submitted five entries (expertly produced by Arioch Morningstar) in four categories:
- "Loyalty" by Renee Jordan & "Neighbors" by Eddy Jones for Best Speculative Fiction - Short Form. These great authors collaborated with Arioch on the new TUESDAY TERROR fan fiction anthology podcast set in the Siglerverse.
- ANCESTOR for Best Speculative Fiction - Long Form
- Arioch Morningstar for Best New Voice in Podcasting for his work on TUESDAY TERROR
- KISSYMAN & THE GENTLEMAN for Best Speculative Fiction - Novella Form
Amazingly, all five of our submissions were selected as finalists!! The winners will be selected at the awards banquet held at Dragon*Con 2011 on Saturday, September 5th. For a complete list of all the awesome podcasts selected as finalists, please visit here.
![]() | Click here to download a quick message from Scott Just a quick note here to let y'all know that Arioch is hard at work on THE ALL-PRO audiobook, which is shining up very nicely, thankyouverymuch. As such, TUESDAY TERROR is on a temporary hiatus while Arioch focuses on producing THE ALL PRO audiobook. Please continue writing those great stories and sending them to him at arioch@scottsigler.com. We'd love to have a queue backlogged for when we start up again. |




We were going to run some photos of Dragon*Con for the FridayFix™, but ARealGirl is beset by the plague of non-power. Electrical seems to be out for most of San Diego. So instead, let us officially announce that THE ALL-PRO eBook and unabridged audiobooks are ready for you!



Commissioner Froese and Gredok the Splithead exchange angry memos about the Grace McDermott investigation. Quentin gets a message from Ma Tweedy, and Ju Tweedy lines up for his first game as a Kraken against the Lu Juggernauts. 

