THE CRYPT: Dr. Erun Wellington
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I really started thinking about this...
and probably shouldn't. Just imagine instead of a plushy one, a Grizzt made of that same soft rubbery stuff as those stress heads. But it should be sort of translucent, and be filled with translucent gel with a variety of "stuff" in it.__________________________________________
MC; CA; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother
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Proud Member of the Wolf Pack and
Is there a downloadable version
or do you have to literally read it on line?__________________________________________
MC; CA; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother
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Proud Member of the Wolf Pack and
Um...that sounds like an adult toy
And I don't want to even know what "stuff" stands for...Now that I
re-read what I wrote, I see how I led you down that path. Oops? As for the stuff, let your imagination run wild...__________________________________________
MC; CA; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother
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Proud Member of the Wolf Pack and
You know from what I hear
James Keeling is a giant asshole, the FDO said so himself
Everytime I eat now
I start saying Grizzt, in my best Grizzt voice
Yeah.
Besides I thought the FDØ (actual) gave him a distinguished award and title for being the thing that falls out of the giant asshole. Wallerdad, you probably confused them. It's easy to do when it comes to Jam...
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MC; CA; Member of the Wolf Pack; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother
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Wait, are you saying
the "Spike" that Wellington was researching was some assteroid-sized Galactic Keeling Turd?
BigJohn
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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.
I love how he is so
I love how he is so intelectualy advanced & in shock that he almost takes this entire episode in stride. The grzzt is a great concept, something so primitive could help humanity so much. Even though I knew what Wellington was going to do not more then a few seconds into the story but somehow you still kept me on my seat until he used that lazor cutter.
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Does someone go into the park and, uh... lift up the dinosaurs' skirts?
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Does someone go into the park and, uh... lift up the dinosaurs' skirts?