INFECTED hardcover just came in
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[img_assist|nid=1045|title=Click on picture to see larger version|desc=|link=popup|align=left|width=75|height=100][img_assist|nid=1044|title=Click on picture to see larger version|desc=|link=popup|align=right|width=75|height=100]Junkies! Check out the goods - the final INFECTED hardcover just came in. The orange INFECTED is all raised and glossy, totally fly. Yes, I said "fly," understand my 80s upbringing and love me for me. This cover was designed by Kyle "The Krusher" Kolker over at Crown Publishing, with guidance by my kick-ass editor Julian "The Shiv" Pavia.
Does this make it more "real," as one Junkie said? A little, but not that much -- all of my attention is focused on April 1. I'm doing everything possible (and adding some impossible) to make this be-yotch soar on that day. As Conan once said, what is most important in life is: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
The "enemy" is big publishing (Crown excluded, of course!) Their "woman" is the Gray Lady, the New York Times Bestseller list.
Bring it on, April 1, bring it on ...
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Nah... Grandma Sigler is a sweet old lady
She has to be.... someone has to say:
"Oh he was such a nice boy when he was younger, wouldn't hurt a fly... I don't know what happened?!?!"
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CAN'T WAIT! CAN'T WAIT!
CAN'T WAIT! CAN'T WAIT! CAN'T WAIT! I pre-ordered a nice signed copy, how about you just sign that one and send it to me??? Worth a try?? I want a copy NOW!!! hehehehehe Great job the cover!!! Ad yeah, what the hell is the blue vase thing??? Spill the beans????So....................
Just how do we minions of Scott get an autographed copy??
"Just shut the fuck up and do yer job, asshole!"
Blue vase = blue vase
It's true. There were flowers in it. The wife likes 'em. As for autographed, we'll get something set up for that after the book is out. It will be posted on the site here.OOOOOOHHHH YEAH!
Oh hell yeah!!!! I will be at my local Boarders to pick that bad boy up! Looking good oh great Dark Overlord!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Hotchman
Leave it to us hopped up Junkies....
...to focus on the flower vase rather than the sexy book cover. Bunch of ADD bastards, we are! (Next thing you know, you'll be getting shit for the lace table cloth....how can an Evil Overlord own lace?! Is there lace in hell?! Will our enemies really be "driven before you" if they know you own lace?!)
if one looks close enough
you can make out the stems in the vase
leave it be people
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Honest Question
When I go down to Borders or Barnes and Noble on April 1st. Will it be there Sigler? Will they have it in stock?I guess I may have to call them and double check.
Damn Bonger Vase
Did she use Chicken Sissors to cut the steam? - BTW: I think that people see what they want to see, so.. in that one dudes house, er, mind, it might just be a bong, and not a flower vace. I won't tell him if you won't.Just don't leave any powedered sugar or ajax laying around. It will be a repeat of the likes of that Cheech and Chong record, er Album, er, CD, Skit. Oh, and has anybody seen my USB 8 track player? I seem to have missplaced it..
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I've got mine on order!
Oh. That's it. I've got mine on order. !!!Whoopie!
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The only Drug we need is Sigler Stories.
There is no room for other drugs if you are a true disciple! Now can somebody help with with this brown stuff on my nose, I'm not sure how it got there and how to get it off? Hmm wait a minute, where did I put those chicken scissors?
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I can't wait!
Keep your powder dry
*Proud member of GirlCo and The Gutter Sisteren. The CBBC Crack Mamma*
Yes, the world will have it in stock
Borders and Barnes & Noble will both have it on April 1. It wouldn't hurt to stop by ask them before hand, but I'm told it will be everywhere.Yeah, you're right!!! But what about the Pink Boa?
We all saw the pics with the Pink Feather Boa, so what's a little lace between Junkies. It is the nature of the SUPRISE ATTACK!! No one expects it!But it is funny that some people are focusing on the cover art background. And the Freudian commentary.People see what they are familiar with. I see a large Gin and tonic with shaved celery and mint leaves added for my fiber needs, thank you.
*** I am Renfield to Sigler's Dracula ***
MUST HAVE INFECTED!!!
I'm not sure if I'll be able to get that kick-ass book on April 1, but I will get it as soon as I can. When I do it, I'll get multiple copies to give to friends and library. Can't Wait!Sitting here with my computer hooked directly into a vein in my arm.
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Of course there is lace in Hell
Dude, come on. Hell is full of the stuff you hate. Know what's NOT in Hell? Keggerators.You speak the truth!
As usual, the Evil Overlord is once again correct.Hell should be replete with deliciously annoying items...lace, elevator music, telemarketers. But nary a kegerator to be found...or a bottle of Seven Deadly Zins.
http://www.invinoveritas.com/bestof/sevenzins.shtml
International Shipping
Do any of you know of a cheaper option for International orders other than Amazon or B&N? Spending $13 on postage for a book that costs $18.50 on B&N seems a bit extreme.And if it isn't?
Do we start the burning, pillaging, and raping right away? Or do we give them a chance to pull their heads out and provide it for the masses?
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i plan on calling my local bookstore
to make sure they are gonna have it in stock
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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!
Preemptive?
Some preemptive burning pillaging and raping?!? Sounds like a great idea
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Try contacting Borderlands Books
Try www.borderlands-books.com. Email them, ask them what their international shipping is. Might be lower.don't rape
I would start with burning empty buildings.
....I love fluffy bunnies
Amy
....I love fluffy bunnies
Amy
raping (or rapping) is never good
but pilaging and burning, now there's a plan
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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!
Vase Troll
Wow, I couldn't be more proud for having such a simple troll turn out so well. :) I should have known that the junkies wouldn't disappoint me. "treed": you even seemed a bit upset by the suggestion that our dark overlord might like to tear open a swisher every now and then. *gasp* That being said, yeah...it's obviously a freakin' vase.
Sigs, I love it...great book, great looking cover. Congrats on the PW review. I'll keep pimping you whenever I get the chance. (Oh...and I didn't mean it about your grandma, I swear!)