General Siglerisimo invades!

Posted: Sep 28, 2008

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Junkies, prepare for doom, death, plaid tanks, beers, chicks, fire trucks and more doom (and all you goddamn hippies head for higher ground).

The CONTAGIOUS Book Tour Contest is on! Click the "Demand It" icon in the right-hand column to bring General Siglerisimo to your city in January. The five cities with the most votes will see Pope Siglericus give his moist holy blessings to adoring Junkies.

Don't be fooled by this brief experiment with democracy -- I am still going to destroy all cultures, kill 90 percent of the world's population and enslave the rest. But while my plaid tank is in the shop getting some work done on on the exhaust system, I will allow you the illusion that you are in control.

27 Comments

NeutrinoNJ

On Oct 14, 2008 @ 4:39AM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:11AM

Get moving New York!

I'll cross the river from NJ but NY has to get out here and vote.

BukaHobbit

On Oct 20, 2008 @ 7:52AM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:11AM

Houston Rocks...and so Does Austin

I have an idea. How about all of us Houston Junkies vote for both Houston and Austin and then go to both. I am up for a Holiday roadtrip to the city of the long-horned demons. My big demand for the Houston tour stop is to make sure we get a bigger drinking venue for the after-party. Two roses sucks for a large group. I didn't even get a chance to fawn all over the FDO.