This kid is on the hit list ...

I had to blog about this wee experience at Supanova Melbourne. So I sat in the Border's booth at the con, pimping books, shouting questionable things to people in all kinds of cool costumes. This kid comes up with a copy of ANCESTOR, receipt sticking out of it. So, of course, I'm all swagger and say something like "well, young man, let me sign that for you" assuming he's there to get my signature. 

Smart-ass kid says, "no, I'm actually here to return it."

Insert comedic sad noise here: wah-wah-wahhhhhhh

The bookstore staff said he could return it, but only if he talked to me first. So I gave him the full-court Siglerism press. "It's your only way to get it signed!" I said. "This book will save your soul!" I said. "If you return this, I will be forced to take a picture of you with your return receipt and blog about it," I said.

He had a limited budget, had bought ANCESTOR, then found some Red vs. Blue DVDs he just had to have. He stuck to his guns, the little bastard.

So, he says he's going to buy my books in the store. We shall see.

So you watch your Red vs. Blue DVDs, young man, you watch them, and try to not look to the window every few minutes, wondering if today is the day that the snipers are sighting in on your melon. 

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Yes, strange how this shit works

ClareBear, thanks for stopping by to say hey. If you come back, let me know which Borders you work at. Big US tour coming up for ANCESTOR and would love to see if I'm at your store.

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What they said

Like the last guys, I had never heard about you before reading about it in Burnie's journal on RvB's website. So suffice to say this is turning out to be good publicity for you!

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Any friend of RVB is a friend of mine

Now if only any customer of RVB was a customer of mine, I'd be fucking knee-deep on Chocodiles.

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Advice? Yes, buy books for all!

Burnie can do that and it would be awesome. Maybe he'll run the ANCESTOR video trailer (coming soon) over at RVB, because let's be honest, that site's traffic makes mine look tiny and flaccid. Yes, I said "flaccid."

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wow.

You're acting like a real dickhead, you know that?

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Jesus Christ!

You are fucking insane.  I'm taking a screenshot of this comment.  Maybe I'll send it to the Melbourne Police.  Oh, it was a joke?  Well it wasn't fucking funny.  The police definitely won't find it funny.  It's a kid.  Kids do this kind of shit.  Grow the fuck up.

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That kid made a wise

That kid made a wise decision. Red vs Blue ftw!

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Im buying the book

After seeing burnies post and then googling the crap on your book, Im buying it tonight.

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a long time fan of both

As a long time fan of both the sigman and rvb i can say it would be a hard choice except i am a sponsor of rvb and get to download the vids for my support so i guess the book would win out on that day. lol 

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Yes, call the police, do so immediately

Dear Fucking Moron. As you can see, "the kid" is on this very page having a grand old time with the whole thing. Please, please, please report me to the police, for I'm sure they have nothing better to do (than perhaps helping you find a clue).

Here's a hint: "the kid's" name on this site is S.A.K. Take a look at his comments, or sign up for a profile and feel free to contact him directly and see if he's concerned.

Moron.

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Personally? I'd have gone with the DVDs

Red vs. Blue is just flat-out funnier than my books.

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Sweet! Get in on the pre-order contest

Cameron: Glad to year you're buying a copy. Pre-order now, and you can register for a big box o' swag at the ANCESTOR Pre-Order Contest page.

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Gavin actually lives in your town, my friend

I appreciate your cross-ocean smack talk (which is VERY strong, by the way, you have solid skillz), but Big Gavin? He was at the same con that you attended. And the dude is h-u-g-e. So, focus your threats and insults on me, I'm too dang far away to do anything about it (that and you amuse the livin' heck out of me).

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I was going to ignore the whole post..

I have an ungodly list of books I need to read before I can purchase more so I wasn't even going to click Burnie's link.. I'm glad I did, because though I can find shit-talking posts anywhere on the web, the good humor with which you've handled all the shit-talking is amazing and very amusing. Next stop Amazon.com Laughing

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Oh for Geeber's sake -

FDO:  If you recall I was there when SAK returned that book and came back for a visit.... 

 

Sometimes on the Intertubes, folks get all bent out of shape - over words, you know the power of words, right?

F***ing Moron hasn't read any of your books or heard your podcasts has he?

 

If you need law enforcement liaison, I'm still your man.  Gnome Say'n?

 

:~ Big Gavin ~:

Melbourne Australia

Killed in: THE STARTER (Quarterback for the Themela Dreadnaughts)

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:~ Big Gavin ~: Melbourne Australia ~ Offensive Player of the week: 4 TDs - 2 in the air, 2 running: Week 10: THE STARTER (Quarterback for the Themela Dreadnaughts) [flickr-photo:id=4661583791,size=m]
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anger management issues here

sorry never heard of this author till now and to be blunt i think it is outragous that borders made the kid speak to the author, i would have said "HELL NO! now just give me my money" as would have been his right as the purchaser of the book, ask any lawyer and they will confirm the author has no right to say who can return a book to the shop it was purchased from.

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Ha! Someone who gets it!

Yes, this is all good-natured shit-talking. I wish some of the other RVB visitors would relax a little. The Kid had and continues to have a ball with all of this. I hope you enjoy your Sigler book!

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Nooooooo

Man i would give anything to have the oppertunity that kid had lol.  I live in New Kent, va, close to richmond and williamsburg, and none of Scott's travels brought him or will bring him anywhere around here, so i wont get to have any of my books signed, or get to meet the FDO unless i go on a road trip the next time he's over here in the east coast.  Maybe New York...

And i honestly have no idea what happened to my password, but i just had to reset it and i laughed at the password reset request email.

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And chill

I probably would have done that same thing lol. so you bought the book.. 15 minutes ago? and now you want to return it? go talk to Scott and see if he has anything to say about what you have done XD

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That would be so

That would be so freakin' cool!  I work at Sunset Hills, store 110, in St. Louis, MO.  I just picked up "Infected" and started reading it!  So far it rocks!

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I know him! :)

This kid just happens to be one of my best friends, its so weird, i never knew his smart ass ways would end getting a heap of comments, hhaha, if he doesnt buy the book i reckon i will, it seems rather interesting. :)

But scott if it makes you feel any better, he wouldnt shut up about the book for most of the way home from Supanova, and he told some of our other friends about the book too.:) He's a good sales pitcher. :)

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I would have done the same

I would have done the same thing,

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you better belive it!

imagine wat I could do in a court room!!!

 

Come and have a go if you think your hard enough.

 

 

Come and have a go if you think your hard enough.
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quiet, you!

Not verified noobs are better seen and not heard.

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion

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Dear Cal

I laughed.

 

Yours,
Someone with a sense of humor

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion

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