Wow! How spooky! Because half his face is in shadow, right? Wow, what a Spooky Horror Author!
Yes, this was my first "author photo," taken by my high school buddy Scott Eldridge when I was, um ... 23? 24? Come on, is there anything more cliché than a "Black & White Horror Author Face In Shadow?" Well, there is "Hands On The Face Very Important Scifi Author With Introspective Expression" photo, sure. Both are equally douchebaggy.
I was already well beyond the point where I should have started shaving my melon, but had not yet discovered the utter joy of a shorn scalp.
Don't be scared! It only looks spooky!



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Brad R (otherwise know as Bonehaedme)
Were you apply for a job in The Twilight Zone?????
Oh no i just pooed a brick. You got me
You sure you weren't already casting for star trek, the first thing that hit me was that star trek look
You're out of luck. Cause this is me not giving a F**k
Freaky Unipupil
Man, that look goes through me all the way to my Grandpa's soul.
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The King
Hey who doesnt wanna be Stephen King?
EEEEEEEK!!!!!
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Are you a member of
Are you a member of Kraftwerk now?
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It's his Wesley Crusher
It's his Wesley Crusher pose
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it's like your hiding something
face burned by acid? Mike Tyson facial tatoo?
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Now's the time on Sprockets when we dance!
Dieter wants his sweater back.
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"I love the smell of dead triangles in the morning…The smell, you know that rotting smell…smells like victory"
---Perry Dawsey paraphrasing Robert Duvall
"I love the smell of dead triangles in the morning…The smell, you know that rotting smell…smells like victory"
---Perry Dawsey paraphrasing Robert Duvall
And that's the reason it's cliché now
Yeah, when King did that shit, like, forty years ago? It was cool. Now, not so much.
Someone needs to photoshop a red shirt
Wait, did Crusher wear red?
Twilight Zone
Sorry, just my first thought.
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Red, gray, rainbow, he has
Red, gray, rainbow, he has all the catsuits
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Here you
Here you go:
You shall be placed in a burlap sack ...
And beaten with reeds for your insolence.
you asked for it :P
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I'm sorry but I have to say that...
... he looks like Dexter's slow little brother. You know, Ed? The one who has names for all his toes and who like to give strangers great big hugs. He's a special lad...
Sorry boss... had to go there....
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Audition for 60's British SciFi Tele?
I know you're not old enough, but it reminds me of those shows like The Prisoner.
WHY DO YOU HAVE LIZARD EYES??
Wait, did you write the TV series "V"??
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I am gonna print that out & frame it!
Not kidding at all.
Abaddon, Baphomet, Samael, "that bitch who stole my wallet"... I am known by many names.
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Good lawd!!!
How many Morrissey albums did you have back then?

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Afraid I don't know a single song
Morrissey ain't my speed. I got lots of AC/DC record, though.
Hahahaahahahahah! No, but
Hahahaahahahahah! No, but it's really nice, Scott.
Nicely done!
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Also,
He can kill you with his mind!
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