Best porn-movie titles for Scott's stories

Posted: Mar 02, 2011

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Whore of the Rings

Somehow, I know you clever perverts are going to rock this thread.

How about a list of "porn movie" titles for my books? Along the lines of A TALE OF TWO TITTIES, THE SEX FILES, BITANIC, A CLOCKWORK ORGY, etc.

Here's my first entry: COCKTURNAL

50 Comments

exotiKali

On Mar 04, 2011 @ 11:00PM Edited Feb 03, 2012 @ 2:39PM

Woo-hoo!

Chalk one up for the Sistren!!

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athanas

On Mar 05, 2011 @ 8:42PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

...c'I read it?

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Insanalyst

On Mar 06, 2011 @ 6:06PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

How could I not post on this one?

Here goes:

Number One with a Butt Plug

Scott

On Mar 13, 2011 @ 10:23AM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

That's awesome

I love the simple approach to this one. Made me laugh.

PolyComb_The_Repressor

On Mar 13, 2011 @ 4:08PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

Is it weird this is my favourite drinking game?

Ok. I got. Instead of title fight you get some superfreaky mods going at it in 'Titty Fight' And everyones favourite semi-sentient nanobot which does you in the bum. 'Assenger' As for the drinking game, try acting these out to charades.

All-Pro 9/2000. Ha. Hahaha. Ahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahahhhhahahhahahaha

deltrimental

On Mar 14, 2011 @ 12:23PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

Girthsore

Kissyman2man
And the three-part story of a young woman's descent into debauchery: The Nookie, The Slapper and the Gone Pro.

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exotiKali

On Mar 14, 2011 @ 8:01PM Edited Feb 03, 2012 @ 2:39PM

I already said GIRTHSORE

I guess great perverted minds think alike.

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exotiKali

On Mar 14, 2011 @ 8:03PM Edited Feb 03, 2012 @ 2:39PM

You don't want to see the stage version?

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Belladonna420

On Mar 14, 2011 @ 9:39PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

The Nookie, The Slapper and the Gone Pro

BAH HA HA HA!!!! You're lucky I was smoking and not drinking, cuz you'd owe me a keyboard!

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CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!

deltrimental

On Mar 14, 2011 @ 9:59PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

Oh, crap. So you did!

If you'll excuse me, I'm off to buy some bleach. My mind is apparently as filthy as yours. :p

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deltrimental

On Mar 14, 2011 @ 10:03PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

Speaking of crap...

An alternative to The Crypt: 'They Crapped' (somewhat of a niche market).

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exotiKali

On Mar 14, 2011 @ 10:50PM Edited Feb 03, 2012 @ 2:39PM

Nah, I think you may have me beat ...

... as I recall, I think you were the first person to *boob flash* in S & N.

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Wolf

On Mar 15, 2011 @ 5:26PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

Here goes.....

Clitoris, Clitoris and More Clitoris

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athanas

On Mar 15, 2011 @ 6:35PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

Really? No love for "Iowa Tight Poon"?

I giggled all day after I came up with that one.
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BigJohn

On Mar 15, 2011 @ 7:10PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

Interesting.

My brute-force subtlety would have gone with

Testicles, Testicles and more Testicles

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Wolf

On Mar 16, 2011 @ 12:45PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

Yeah, I thought of that.

It's just not my taste, so to speak.

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Jmhutson1

On Mar 18, 2011 @ 8:30AM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

I feel wrong

Earwhore. (guess that's a family guy reference of sorts episode on chastity) Ancestor -> Insestor (even I find that messed up) Mnt Shitzroy (Had Zach and Miri make a Porno on my mind)

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