THE ALL-PRO pre-orderYes, it's almost here. The third book in the GFL series, THE ALL-PRO, kicks off the pre-order frenzy on April 1, 2011, 9am Pacific, noon Eastern, 5pm GMT.

Listen up, Junkies: free eBook if you buy the hardcover. You heard me. Don't make me stop this car. We realize the publishing world is changing, and many of you love your Kindles and Nooks. We also know there's nothing like that shelf of hardcovers, of getting THE ALL-PRO lined up all pretty next to your other preciouses. So, best of both worlds -- pre-order the hardcover, and the day we publish (Sept. 6) you get the free eBook.

The Director of Døøm and I are pretty f-ing excited about this book. The third volume in the series somehow makes it more real, like we're going for all the marbles with a Galaxy-spanning adventure that could be a decade in the making. Y'all are here with us, every step of the way, every snap, every tackle, every pass.

Like the last two books, THE ALL-PRO is a limited-edition, signed and numbered hardcover novel wtih a sixteen-page color insert. The sooner your order gets in, the lower your number. It retails for $34.95.

With THE ROOKIE, we had such an unexpected rush that we crashed the server. Last year for THE STARTER, we switched servers, ramped up the process, and y'all hit it so hard we crashed it again (I was in Australia with the SwanCon gang at the time, which was kick-ass).

This year, we're working with the BackMyBook.com crew to handle the insane day-one demand, and they've taken it as a personal challenge to prevent crashing. (They keep talking about the gigantic servers they've got lined up for this one. Gigantic, I say.) As usual, Pulsar, our master programming ninja, will be on hand to help as well (and thank Jeebus for that).

We expect to sell around 1,000 books right off the bat, so buy early, buy often!

HOW BIG IS THE PRINT RUN?
That's the million-dollar question. As eBooks take over, A and I are considering printing enough copies of THE ALL-PRO to cover pre-orders, and that's it. We haven't made this decision yet, but keep it in mind -- if you want to wait until October to order your hardcover, you might be out of luck.

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Glad I'm getting paid on the 1st

My last official paycheck... at least as a full-time employee for someone else.
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Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren
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A Sad Day?

When authors are thinking of limiting actual print runs because of digital e-books makes me sad.  There is something about a book in the hand...

 

May barbarians invade your personal space!

May barbarians invade your personal space!
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Becomes a question of storage, really

Right now, we pay $100/month for a small storage space. That's $1,200 a year out of our bottom line. So it's something we're considering. Really depends on how many books we move on April 1.

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You just need a TARDIS

closet! Or a bag of holding...
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Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren
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You mean to tell me

that you haven't built a fort out of the boxes in your house, pointing your index finger out like the barrel of a gun shouting "pew! pew!!" at anyone as they walked by?
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getting a little twitchy

Gotta drop the hammer quick; picked up #57 for The Rookie and #29 for The Starter, now the goal is to try for low teens or dare I even say it…Single.  Digit.
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Had a chance to read Ex Heroes yet?

if so, what'd you think?
For me, it took a bit to get rolling, but when the shit hit the fan, it came in a pretty constant stream.
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1am? Sheesh.

Also, why do I have to wait until the 2nd of April when everyone else gets theirs on the 1st? Huh? Huh? How is that fair?!

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No, not fair at all!

You'll just have to stay up and have a few beers to make the time go by.
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Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren
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I have not.

 

My reading queue is pretty packed right now. I'll for sure let you know when I get into it.

And I don't want to hear any more about anything that you did that came in a constant stream, thank you not at all.

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

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"gets" ours?

 

This is just a pre-order. It's true, we will get our receipts before you do. :P

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

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Ok, smarty pants. 'Orders' then.

PS. *raspberry* :p

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Only Tassles?

I've seen pics of you.  That might not be such a bad thing :)

 

May barbarians invade your personal space!

May barbarians invade your personal space!
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Well, in just Fourteen and a half hours

The fun will begin. Told work I am taking a break at 9am....no matter what...deal breaker...gonna be unavailable...so there!!!! Its on Bitches!!
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Are you blowing Lucky Raspberry?

Laughing  

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Pre order cancelled?

I just heard Scott on a radio show saying the All Pro pre order wasn't going to go ahead today! Apparently due to a massive invasion of the host server company by a swarm of insects. WTF! Scott what's going on? Why isn't there any information on your website, please let us know more.

All-Pro 9/2000. Ha. Hahaha. Ahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahahhhhahahhahahaha
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No, no, no.

I heard the pre-order has been moved back to 10 am Pacific time so there is no need for junkies to even try to buy before then.  Hit your snooze alarms and go back to bed!  

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I got mine ordered.

Ve veri veniversum vivus vici (idea’s cannot be killed)


Ideas sunt immortales,  estis non. (Ideas are immortal, you are not.)
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I don't know why, but I read that as "Lucky McRaspberry"

Best. Porno-clown name. Ever.

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Boo yah!

*Snag* Got one! SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL FUTURE DARK OVERLORD!!!!! 

Life's tough. It's tougher if you're stupid. Absolutum obsoletum -- If it works, it's out of date.

Life's tough. It's tougher if you're stupid. Absolutum obsoletum -- If it works, it's out of date.
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I don't know

What about Boingy Stretchnuts?
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I think McBoingy Stretchnuts

... is even better.  

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And by the way ...

... a naked aroused clown = SCARIEST THING EVER!!!! 

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ha! depending where you're standing

and how far you are away....... I also look great in the dark

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AGREED

*shudder*

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