Walking Cadavers can also strike a pose

Posted: Jan 25, 2011

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Scott on the cover of Writing Magzine To paraphrase Groucho Marx, I wouldn't buy any magazine that would put me on the cover. I keeed, I keeed! This is pretty frickin' awesome. Martyn Casserly wrote a cover story about me in Writing Magazine, an author-centric publication from the UK. Yes, that's right, I'm big in Europe.

I asked them to air-brush me a luxurious coiffure, but since they had seen my high school pictures, they chose to stick with the chrome dome.

24 Comments

ThMaggot

On Jan 25, 2011 @ 1:06PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

Did you say from the UK

Yeah that's what i'm talking about! Now you'll have to tour Nocturnal here.

You're out of luck. Cause this is me not giving a F**k

BigJohn

On Jan 25, 2011 @ 1:23PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

I knew it!

I've never seen you and David Hasselhoff in the same room at the same time!!

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Herne

On Jan 25, 2011 @ 1:49PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

"Win £950"?

So, like, I could win £950 if I submit myself to reading an article about the Dark Øverlørd? Er... OK.

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athanas

On Jan 25, 2011 @ 2:32PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

Soooo...wait....

kids can teach me just as much about writing as the FDO?
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Jayguana

On Jan 25, 2011 @ 5:46PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

thats awesome. So your like Jerry Lewis or David Hasselhoff?

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ScottEPond

On Jan 25, 2011 @ 6:03PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

The Hoff = The Sig?

Dear lord... does this mean I have to start buying your Accordian Polka albums now as well?

I will... but only if you somehow make them EEVEEL...

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Scott

On Jan 25, 2011 @ 7:10PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

See comments by Scott Pond and BigJohn on this thread

I can neither confirm nor deny, Senator.

Gmork

On Jan 25, 2011 @ 9:23PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

Wicked cool!

That must be a thrill to have your mug on a magazine!!! The closest I've come to that is those photography shops at the beach that let you take a picture and put whatever faux magazine cover you'd like

Jayguana

On Jan 25, 2011 @ 10:03PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

I can't believe I missed BigJohn beating me to the punch!!

[flickr-photo:id=5021674230,size=m]~Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum - Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue~

~Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum - Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue~

PeterGermany

On Jan 25, 2011 @ 11:15PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

Nice One

I read this magazine and its well written and laid out and its nice seeing The FDO recognised over hear

Mr_Fahrenheit

On Jan 26, 2011 @ 12:02AM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

Seriously,

In what way is an accordian polka album NOT evil?
-- Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

Mr_Fahrenheit

On Jan 26, 2011 @ 12:02AM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

That's cool

I see this in shops over here, might pick up a copy this time. Exclusive content and not even on a Friday!
-- Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

exotiKali

On Jan 26, 2011 @ 12:24AM Edited Feb 03, 2012 @ 2:39PM

I just ordered it!

On the site, you can click "back issues" and the FDO is Mr. January.

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flashman

On Jan 26, 2011 @ 2:08AM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

Woot!

http://www.writersnews.co.uk/main/default.asp

aka nilling

aka nilling everywhere else!

BigJohn

On Jan 26, 2011 @ 4:34AM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

It's all good!

Great minds, like thinking, and all that!

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Jayguana

On Jan 26, 2011 @ 1:32PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

this is very true!

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On Jan 27, 2011 @ 4:38AM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

me too!

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deltrimental

On Jan 27, 2011 @ 9:39AM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

They did a cover story...

...in a writing mag, with a guy who can't spell "pretty"? :p

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athanas

On Jan 27, 2011 @ 9:42AM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

ba-zing.

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Scott

On Jan 27, 2011 @ 9:49AM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

I don't know what you're talking about, I'm sure

It's spelled correctly. And it alwasy was, I'm sure.

deltrimental

On Jan 27, 2011 @ 9:52AM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

Yep. It *alwasy* was. hehe

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athanas

On Jan 27, 2011 @ 10:05AM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

i've got a feeling...

...that I'll have an update in my inbox when I get home that says otherwise.

Now, who's the highest bidder for both before/after copies?

Starts at $100 G's.
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deltrimental

On Jan 27, 2011 @ 10:46AM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

I witnessed it.

If anything happens to me, send your copy to the police.

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BigJohn

On Feb 21, 2011 @ 6:46PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:13AM

Just read this article

Man, is it good. Lots of good quotables in it. I wish it were online so I could link to it.

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