Junkies, I managed my third straight day of morning running. The plan is to be up at 6am, running by 6:30am. Today, I hit snooze until 6:20am but was out on dem streets at 6:40. This week is no big deal; the goal is to just get up and go for seven straight days and run for 20-25 minutes. Next week I'll start worrying about time and distance.
I'm not getting any younger. Smarter? Sure. Even more _sexaayy_ than before? Of course. More eeeevil? Goes without saying. But younger? Nope. I had a gym membership for the past six years and averaged 1-2 trips a month, max. Now I'm dialing back to the ancestral form of cardio: wound a prey animal, chase it for miles and miles until it drops, then finish it off. Only without the prey animal part.
This isn't much -- 30-35 minutes a day, which includes stretching. Hopefully that will make my metabolism burn a little hotter through the day (that strategy worked like gangbusters back when I wrestled in college, so there's some evidence that it works with my body type, although the data is 20+ years old).
How about y'all, Junkies? Are you getting in any kind of basic workout? Pushups and situps? Jogging? Eating smart? If you're in your mid- to late-thirties and forties and beyond, what are you doing to improve your health? I ask my fellow Children of the 80s: what are you doing to stave off the Grim Reaper for a few extra years?
I ask because I'd rather not see you die. Unless I'm in your will. If so, I'll send you delivery cheese fries for lunch. Also, there might be a gun range accident at SiglerFest, so make sure your insurance premiums are paid up.
The picture is not me. But that's what I feel like at this exact moment. Someone get the crash cart.



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Way to go, FDO!! As a child of the 80’s, and in my late 30’s, I feel your pain!
My regimen was to work out everyday over lunch. My work has an employee fitness center and I hit the weights 3 days a week and walk the track 5 days for about 20 minutes. I was doing that for a couple of months.
The focus on “WAS”! I just got back from a week’s vacation inIowa (Missed typhoon season… AGAIN!) Now, I have to get my lazy butt back into gear. To motivate myself, I registered to participate in my first 5K in two months! It is not technically a full marathon, but it is called the Mad Max Mud Run. 5K and 12 muddy, military-style obstacles. Supposed to be tons of fun! Super excited!!
My training plan is walking/running 30 minutes a day. I put in my ear buds and enjoy some awesome podcasts and audio books while working out. Just downloaded all 96 back episodes of We’re Alive podcast and thoroughly enjoying it, (at least until The MVP gets released to podcast next month!!)
That is the plan at least!
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