The Junkies of the Beast
Scott
Junkies! We just hit an ominous number of people signed up on scottsigler.com:
"We currently have 666 registered users and there are currently 15 users and 11 guests online."
So, those of you who were active when we hit that number, your souls have been sold to the devil. I'm really, really sorry about that, but we have bandwidth bills to pay.
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Dude, you owe him at least
Dude, you owe him at least one more soul. I sold mine back in grade school for a juice box. -- The ways of the Lord are often dark but never pleasant.DAMN!
Damn. Last time this happened, i had to find a clown of a lawyer to get me out! Now, where IS that SOAB?SOAB?
SOAB?(Son Of A Bitch, aka SOB)
(Son Of A Bitch, aka SOB)
That's so 5 minutes ago...
The junkies are coming out of the woodwork! The site is already pushing 700 users!666
dang, and i wasn't #666....>:)Crazy!
Ahhh, you should have closed regs at 666 like the Advantage did on MS ;] But on a more ominous note, 666 users total, 15 users and 11 guest online. Now check this out... If you multiply 11 and 15 you get 165, If you then multiply it by 4, you get 660, if you then add 6, YOU GET 666 AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGZ GUYS!!!! Try it for yourself! Works every time! Mehhhhh....Math is the devil ...
Don't do math here. It's like walking into an artillery test range with a big sign that says "bet you can't hit me!" Math calls the Devil.Junkies Rule
Just goes to show that when the junkies band together we can do anything.Thoughts like those can kill
Thoughts like those can kill you manSouls for Sigler
The Devil can't have 'em. Sigler got there first.616
At the risk of sounding petty the original number of the 'beast' was 6i6, something like that. A Christian scholar later changed it to 666 presumably because he thought it sounded cooler. Yes alright it was petty, I'll get my coat. Oh hang on there is a link about it on that famously reliable website wikipedia...gives a different story to mine but still mentions the discrepancy from the translated bible to the sources it was gathered from. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_of_the_BeastI have commited the ulimate
I have commited the ulimate sin, JC Hutchins got to my soul first. But I might take out a second morgage on it just of Scotts sake.HA!!!
Har har! Theologians suck at math!On a grease slicked pole...
Dude, being online when the user count hit 666 is just one of my many offenses. I'm going south so fast I might as well go on a grease slicked pole....muuuwwhaaIt's just a STORY. It isn't REAL!
Dude, is your avitar "The Nothing" incarnate from the never ending story? If so, badass.true, true
There's a reason they're not called the "Letters of the Beast", it's because math sucks teh ballz.Digression
Close...the picture is of Gmork (hence the username) who was the servant of The Nothing. The uber geek in me is exposed!I see
Gmork serves "The power behind the Nothing". Wow, you are uber geek! Fantastic stuff though. That is one of the best movies ever. Definitely.Damned Junkies
Can I have a receipt for my soul.NO RECEIPT FOR YOU!
What do you think this is, an expense-account junket? Get with it, man, we're going to kill you here! (however, funeral expenses are deductible)Yo Sigler! I tried to sign
Yo Sigler! I tried to sign up here and can't seem to get a password! Any way let me know how I can regester and get on here! Grumpymuse@netscape.netAnd if we ad 11 and 15, we
And if we ad 11 and 15, we get 26. Now, take the number 6, and divide it by the amount of numbers not including 36 and 6, and we get 3. Take 3 from 26 and..... AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!True, that.
True, that.You can lease mine in hell
Sorry sigler but the devil beat you to my soul already al long time ago. You can lease it from him for at least a story a week. Yes, I am an agent of satan but my duties are largely ceremonial.Yes, I am an agent of satan but my duties are largely ceremonial.