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IT'S THE PUH-PUH-PLAYOFFS! The Krakens squeeked into the big show, but their crappy record pits them against the Yall Criminals, also known as "The Best Team Ever Assembled." Yes, even better than the 60s Packers, the 70s Steelers, the 80s Niners, the 90s Cowboys and so on. Thanks for making the post-season, Krakens, enjoy it while it lasts.

Happy mother's day! In this episode, I sing to mothers everywhere.

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Quentin learns of a love triangle between John Tweedy, Rebecca Montagne, and a mystery person. The Krakens struggle to keep their playoff hopes alive as we head into the final three games of the season. It's not over yet, folks, can Ionath put together a late-season run and take a shot at the title?

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Quentin and the Krakens return to Sklorno Dynasty space, where the Touchback was once hammered by pirates and sentients died. Will Quentin be thrown into another space battle, or will he and his teammates reach Alimum untouched for a showdown with the Armada? 

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The racism between the Prawatt and the Sklorno reaches critical levels. Quentin, John and Ju bring in an expert disciplinarian to solve the problem once and for all. The episode exemplifies the meritocracy of sport as the Krakens square off against the Shorah Warlords.

THIS CONTENT WAS IN THE MISTAKEN EPISODE 23:
 If you've heard this content before, we mistakenly put it in Episode 23. We have to get it in the right place in the story, so our apologies you're hearing it again. Did you hear Episode 23 (corrected) which featured the Krakens against the Elite? 

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A podcast about those questions you ask every day, with DJ and Karly.

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Okay, we're trying to get back on track after the debacle of last week's Episode #23, where we put in the wrong audiobook content. So, no teasers this time, just enjoy.

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The Krakens squre off against arch-rivals the OS1 Orbiting Death. A loss here, and the season is all but over. John Tweedy tries to bridge the inter-species cultural barrier by giving the Prawatt with a rousing halftime speech.

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Quentin launches a crazy plan to get the Krakens back into playoff contention, but his actions will enrage Gredok the Splithead. The loyalty of Quentin's friends is put to the test: he will do anything to win ... are his friends as committed as he is?

SUPER BOWL PREDICTIONS!
I post this episode at 9:34am PT on Feb 3, 2013. I am going on record with my Super Bowl predictions (which means I will be completely wrong, of course -- when I keep the predictions to myself, i have a 80% success rate, the second I open my mouth, more like 10%).

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The fallout from the game against the Texas Earthlings puts the Krakens in a tough spot. Quentin finally gets a face-to-face wtih Gredok the Splithead, the first such meeting since the disasterous dinner at Torba the Hungry's in THE ALL PRO.

Quentin comes up with a brilliant idea to save the season, but the idea is fraught with danger.

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Click here to download FRIDAY FIX: Goreline Calls!

We're starting out the new year right — hearing from y'all. We haven't done a Goreline episode since July 2012 … but we're back!

If you want to join the fun, you can call the Goreline yourself at 206-666-4673. That's 206-666-GORE. Call and ask Scott anything you like, or harass him about Mt. Fitzroy.

Happy new year Junkies!

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Quentin savors the first day of practice as he and the Krakens finally get down to the business of football. John Tweedy has an agenda all his own, and Quentin will have to cope.

We also hear from everyone's favorite broadcast, the Galaxy's Greatest Sports Show with Dan, Akbar & Tarat the Smasher.

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