I saw this over at John Scalzi's Whatever blog. He's got a fascinating thing going on over there with his Racist Homophobic Dipshit issue, and in keeping up with that I came across a little narcissistic treat known as Whatdoestheinternetthink. So, of course, I had to know:

The question, of course, is what the hell am I doing wrong? I threaten the lives of everyone on a daily basis, I reveal my intention of destroying civlization, razing ever building and using the rubble to making all new structures constructed in the shape of my bald head. I promise a painful death for my most fervent fans, and this is the thanks I get? A 93% approval rating?

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