OBSIDIAN: Excuse me, Hutchinsss, while I steal the show ...
Scott
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Now you guys know that I am at war with J.C. Hutchins. Actually, we have a truce at the moment while I deal with Julie Andrew's attack on Siglerism. So that baby-faced bastard had the audacity to take advantage of this Andrews-induced detente and asked me to do a story for his OBSIDIAN/7th SON project. At first, I said "no." Actually, what I said was "you go fuck yourself, J.C. Hutchinsss!" Then, Pope Siglericus piped up with a thought -- the best way to hurt someone is to take what they love most. So, I agreed to provide Hutchinsss with an OBSIDIAN short story in order to steal the spotlight from his whole project. I wrote a real hum-dinger, too. Now you guys know that I would never brag, but this is some of the best short fiction I've written yet. Actually, it's like 9,000 words, so it's a novella.
Now I'm not the only guy helping out with this. Do the names Lafferty, Morris, Nemcoff, Stackpole, and the nipple-pierced felch-monster known as Matt Wallace ring any bells? Enough talk: click here to learn more about OBSIDIAN.
Will you like my OBSIDIAN story? Well, do you like combinations of:
1. Mutants
2. Insects
3. Violence
4. Finger snippage
5. The FDO™ single-handedly solving all the world's energy problems?
If you like three or more of these things, you are mine.
13 Comments
sweet...
this is a good idea
ps your short fiction is your best fiction (other than anscestor)
Nate Dogg (#8 crackhits if SOMEONE doesn't keep trying to pass me)... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne
Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.
Obsidian
Heard about it previously and can't wait. By the way Scott you've got to get a name like Yoshimoto Nemcoff. That name is way too cool.
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omg i just realized
he said "felch". thats even worse than the cickenscissors
Nate Dogg (#8 crackhits if SOMEONE doesn't keep trying to pass me)... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne
Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.
It's all good
Your whole list is great! Bring on the novella! BTW, N8dog--treading on thin ice. ALL the FDO's fiction is superior; NYT list-worthy, but htey're afraid of putting him on their list for fear they'll help spread Siglerism. Careful with the crticisms, or the FDO will have to put you in a book and then... <SARCASM>__________________________________________
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Is this going to be a podcast thing?
I can't read or write so it needs to be in the audio format for me. I guess I will follow the link in the post and have my dog dictate it to me so I can find the answer for myself, so nevermind I withdrawl the question. That being said, I can't wait to hear the story(s) ...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out, Click here to Digg Infected P.S. neeeeed moooreeee CRYPT!
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i missed something
is there really a Julie Andrews intrigue or am I just that gullible?
Hutchins Trojan
Liking your style FDO, you trojan horse that dimwit! Sigler FTW!! :)poor dog...
Nate Dogg (#8 crackhits if SOMEONE doesn't keep trying to pass me)... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne
Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.
poster
The poster link is broken.poster
The poster link is broken.Assassination attempt
Since the FDO got sick right after a book party where her book was right next to his, this was an obvious assassination attempt. The FDO has been keeping a close eye on her ever since.
A cowgirl is a woman with guts and a horse.
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Andrews
And, as I recall Julie sent Scott some chocolates and Scott got sick after eating them. Clearly Julie was trying to off Scott!!!!
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i recon the rookie
the rookie was the best (untill nocturnol - there best b a humdinger 4 an ending then rookie will b #2) but i did like redman and kisseyman they have to be made into bigger - longer - more gory books
what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence?
what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence to a lemming?
they're only going to walk off a cliff.