MovieBattle: Crap-Tastic X-Mas Horror

Posted: Dec 24, 2011

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Time for a little horror-movie battle, all "holiday style." Me and Martha Stewart were knocking back shots of Tuaca, and we got to talking about the most heart-warming holiday flicks. Here's our take on a couple of landmark moments in cinema history: 1997's JACK FROST, or the Goldberg vehicle SANTA'S SLAY from 2005. Vote for your favorite!

JACK FROST trailer	SANTA'S SLAY trailer

15 Comments

Nemesis0

On Dec 24, 2011 @ 8:28AM

Santa's Slay is the worst.

scottsigler

On Dec 24, 2011 @ 8:39AM Edited Mar 14, 2012 @ 4:43PM

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Nemesis0

Santa's Slay is the worst.

But it's Goldberg! Goldberg, man!

Dark Øverlord Media: We Default to the Nuclear Sølution

On Dec 24, 2011 @ 11:52AM

Gotta be Frost man. Frost is so fun and messed up.

Baby_McButter

On Dec 24, 2011 @ 7:09PM

Looking for them in Netflix now...

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Baby_McButter

On Dec 24, 2011 @ 7:10PM

They both look better than Zombie Strippers

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scottsigler

On Dec 25, 2011 @ 6:59AM

JACK FROST wins by a score of 20-8 (tallied across scottsigler.com, Facebook and Google+). Congrats, Jack, you're the crap-tastic-est!

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Pointy

On Dec 25, 2011 @ 7:38AM

I would recommend Rare Exports.

Sgtjusticeofthe52ndsuckitdivision

On Dec 27, 2011 @ 4:10PM

Dude I saw just saw santas slay about half an hour ago. That movie is fuckin hilarious. I loved it. Did anybody else notice that the guy who owned the deli was artie from warehouse 13?

Boom Headshot!!! Suck It!!!

On Dec 30, 2011 @ 10:56AM

I like watching horrors all through the year but Christmas has always been about family time, relaxation and all that. That's why I've been sticking to the old Christmas flicks. I'd watch Jack Frost any other day tho =D

Zombiegeddon_58

On Dec 30, 2011 @ 10:34PM

Santa's Slay is actuall a really fun movie it doesnt take itself to seriously its all around a good time

~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~~

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Sgtjusticeofthe52ndsuckitdivision

On Dec 30, 2011 @ 10:47PM

Zombies fuck yea.

Boom Headshot!!! Suck It!!!

DEAD_SILVER_EAGLE_BAYL06

On Jan 05, 2012 @ 11:08AM Edited Mar 14, 2012 @ 4:43PM

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Sgtjusticeofthe52ndsuckitdivision

Zombies fuck yea.

ZOMBIES! WHERE? I do not see any Zombies.....

DEAD_SILVER_EAGLE_BAYL06

On Jan 05, 2012 @ 11:20AM Edited Mar 14, 2012 @ 4:43PM

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Sgtjusticeofthe52ndsuckitdivision

Zombies fuck yea.

I noticed I'm a little late for the voting, oh well. If my only choices are these two christmas themed horror flicks I have to go with "Jack Frost" over "Santa's Slay" because it's a better film. Michael Keaton nails the part of Jack Frost. Goldberg was great as Santa but something is bothering me. That animal that was used kept on being referred as a reindeer it wasn't no gosh darn Fucking REINDEER it was a DAMN Buffalo people, not a reindeer A BUFFALO!

Zombiegeddon_58

On Jan 09, 2012 @ 7:21PM

yeah that bugged me two also thats the wronge jack frost

~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~~

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