[img_assist|nid=1806|title=Ninja will kill you with this book|desc=Look for the Ninja Handbook in stores September 9|link=url|align=left|width=246|height=250]Click here to play The Ninja's shout-out to JunkiesAsk a Ninja Presents The Ninja Handbook is the world's foremost guide to killing people. And monsters. And probably trees, too, but only if they get bitchy. And maybe rocks if you have a big enough hammer, and Ninjas do.
If you guys haven't seen Ask a Ninja, you are missing out on one of the best things the internet ever kicked out. The show is absolutely brilliant and will make you laugh your ass off.
What's more, Ask a Ninja is part of the reason I have a book deal. When the big publishers were wondering if this "podcasting fad" had any legs, they were looking at shows like Ask a Ninja and seeing the insane download numbers online media can create. All the J.C. Hutchins, Scott Siglers, Seth Harwoods and everyone else who's dancing with the big publishers need to tip their hats to these guys for paving the way and showing just how big online media can get.
I'm buying this book tomorrow. I will definitely use it to kill someone.
And for those of you who know THE ROOKIE, you know that Kracken's linebacker John Tweedy quotes the Ninja when he meets opposing players. Like you need more of a reason than that?