J.C. Hutchins' novel Personal Effects: Dark Art
Scott
Now before you start bitching me out that I'm helping that rat bastard J.C. Hutchinssss, you should know that any Dark Overlord must be competent in making deals for people's souls. Hutchinssss wanted me to read his novel Personal Effects: Dark Art and give him a video blurb, or a "vlurb." So I read his little book, and I have admit, it's pretty damn good. I've already pre-ordered my copy. However, I never thought the price for Hutchinssss immortal soul would be so low! I think I got a good deal on it.
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I'M COMMITTED!
Case number 854290NI
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Neil laughed. "I'm a soldier, not a cop, ma'am."
Consider my interest...
piqued, peeked, peaked? ...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out
...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out
Sigler didn't get my soul...
...I got his, trapped in vidcam footage. I split his image four times, showing my evil mastery of human cloning. I fully intend to use this control of his soul in the months ahead. FDO takes over the world? I force FDO to abdicate, granting me full reign of the universe.
It was the plan all along, you see. All too easy.
Can't you guys just get along?
Imagine the power you guys could wield if you joined forces...wait that might just bring an end to life as we know it, forget I said anyhting...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out
...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out
Damn you, Hutchinssss!
You also managed to sully my upcoming Sigler Stank II tour video, you rat bastard.damn you Scott...
God scott, I forgot how creepy you can look when someone twists the colors a little bit, and to Tsolo888, fuck off. How can they hope to combine Ice and Fire? they're SOUL ENEMIES!!!!! wait, speaking of souls, If you two could combine souls, minds, plans, I shudder to think off the power, the speed you two as one being could master the universe, the multiverses, everything. But, until Scott and JC put down their petty wishes to impale each other with Bloody Chicken Scissors, The world will have to wait. Hey, Have you two thought of Co-writing a book together? I bet it would be SICK!!!!!! see ya!
As always, Your obedient servant signs,
Happy Decapitated Kittens
HDKScott's obedient servant, As always,
Happy Decapitated Kittens
HDK
Ouch.
...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out
...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out
Holy mother of god o.o i
Holy mother of god o.o i think i gave my friend a seizure from this lol
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SRSLY...
Not the thing to watch around midnight like I just did. Can't wait for it to come out!The scariest part of this trailer.......
are those Robinson and Sigler dewds!!!!!!! I'll have nightmares for the rest of my life!!!!! Smoochies!
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