INFECTED Prologue and Chapter 1
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Here we go, my Junkies, the fully re-written INFECTED, large and in-charge. My present to you on this, my third anniversary of podcasting. Yes, it was March of 2005 when I launched EARTHCORE as the world's first podcast-only novel. My how time flies when the Future Dark Overlord™ is creating stories for all y'all OJs.
We are 30 days out from the hardcover launch of INFECTED. Just one month to go before General Siglerisimo rolls his tanks down Mainstreet USA (okay, that part might will be a little farther out than 30 days, but I will be picking out tank colors at Bob's Discount Tank & Rifle Outlet next week).
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Colors? Pretty Colors?
What kinds of colors will you be lookin' at sah?What better way to humiliate and frighten the world as it is conquered than to use the Hello Kitty Assualt Rifle?
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n250/Delhome/ShootingKitty1_540x405.jpg
Signature begins here: Matthais, the Engaged Qyuth Warrior is currently feeling: Happy.
"For future reference, I was sort of hoping for a suggestion that didn't sound like it came from that Bolshevik Muppet with all the dynamite.”
- Jim Butcher
Hello Kitty assault rifles? I'm in.
Nothing says "I think it's kind of funny to kill you and your people" like a pink assault rifle decorated with stickers.Outstanding!
Tsolo888 - Out "Don't be surprised one day if the person you pissed off on the net shows up on your front door step"...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out
can't wait to add i to my growing collection of things to listen
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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!
lol
too funny
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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!
YES.
Holy shit, it takes place in Ohio! This hellhole of a state needed some action. The story is GREAT so far, of course. Your genius creations are a lifesaver, you actually make me look forward to processing old people's prescriptions all day. <3
"Tell me you got the f**king golf shoes."
If you happen to mis-count ...
A pill here and there, slipped into a bag marked "Prescriptions for my Future Dark Overlord™" won't hurt anybody ...Scott is the man
SCOTT
It's your good buddy Magnus. You're giving us the awesome story of Nocturnal (episode 17 was kick-ass) AND now you're giving us the re-vamped version of Infected for us to listen to. THAT'S TWO EPISODES A WEEK OF PURE ENTERTAINMENT. Scott, you are the man. You have no idea how much more tolerable my mornings are when you release a new episode. Hearing about people getting their arms gnawed off by XYZeds and cutting their balls off with chicken scissors makes the perils of the NYC subway system during rush hour not so bad at all.
Thanks again Scott, keep it up and you'll avoid those pesky rockets.
MAGNUS.
PS KA-Bar knife reference in Episode 17? I caught it.
No bout a doubt it
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No bout a doubt it
Glad to know The Twins are safe ... for now
Magnus. I will continue to produce two episodes a week. You keep rocketry away from my sphincter, and we'll call it good.If you like that reference...
then you'll love this one.... check out the "External Links" section of Magnus' Siglerpedia wiki page:
http://www.scottsigler.com/wiki/index.php/Magnus_Paglione
That's right, bitches...a direct link to the offical Ka-Bar knife site! Huzzah!
Day-yum!
Man, that is one tricked-out entry on Magnus. That's just awesome.Funny Funny Funny
Might have to get one for my niece
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Please, Dark Overlord...Please...
No more singing! Sinatra is rolling over in his grave.
It killed my junkie buzz. Yucky!
Couldn't agree with you more ...
Sometimes in life, you have to do things of which you are not proud. This was one of those times ...Wow
Well, at least now I know what to get my daughter for her birthday...
Maybe that will keep her from putting those obnoxious pink stickers all over my AK when she borrows it...
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KnitWitch
www.knitwitchzone.com
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MaiPhoenix
(aka KnitWitch)
The Horror!!!
The story is fantabulous, the horror is your singing.I met Frank Sinatra once. I was 23 and just returned to the States from a tour in Europe and was stationed in Vegas. I ran into Mr. Sinatra in Cesaer's Palace.I told him that my mother had been his biggest fan and that she had wanted to be cremated and have her ashes scattered over him.He kissed me and said that the thought was both disturbing and flattering. Then .... then .... then he called me a "good looking broad".I said the only thing you can say when Frank Sinatra calls you a good looking broad, "Thank you, Mr. Sinatra."Stop ruining my memories. :)
Tastes Like Chicken
Secretary General, Evil League of Evil
What will happen to J.C.
What will happen to J.C. Hutchens when your tanks roll through with the hello kitty camouflage?
Signature begins here: Matthais, the Engaged Qyuth Warrior is currently feeling: Happy.
"For future reference, I was sort of hoping for a suggestion that didn't sound like it came from that Bolshevik Muppet with all the dynamite.”
- Jim Butcher
The Horror!!!
That's what I said. Just think what will happen when he takes over the world! Oh, what will we do? WHAT WILL WE DO?!?whimper and plead for mercy
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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!
Nice Spinal Tap reference
Nice Spinal Tap reference, awful Sinatra. When you get all your money for the Infected release buy the rights to the Sinatra song and use it in the podcast sound effects. Please, Please, Please, for the love of God please.
Tsolo888 - Out "Don't be surprised one day if the person you pissed off on the net shows up on your front door step"
...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out
Downloaded it today
Can't wait to listen to Infected and try and spot the re-writes
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Can't Wait for Print!
I cannot wait to finally walk into a bookstore and demand my copy of Infected! I'm already checking in to make sure the local biggies are gonna have it in stock on April 1.Coincidently, I'll be running a live show on April Fool's Day and will be commanding all Zoners to get out to their local bookstores and pick up multiple copies! It'd be a real KILLER kick in the pants if Sigler should happen to stop by to pimp his wares to the assembled masses on D-DAY!
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KnitWitch
www.knitwitchzone.com
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MaiPhoenix
(aka KnitWitch)
Infected?!?
Are all of us going to die the grusome death of the infected????GOD I HOPE SO!!!!!!!!!!This story is off to a fuckin' awesome start, great job KING.
LONG LIVE KING SIGLER!!!!It won't be too difficult to find the re-writes...
I like the new and improved much better!
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Your freaking me out again Scott
I live in Toledo and I am afraid I might be next to catch one of these triangles. The last time you podcasted this it hit a little to close to home, but now with you saying things like Westwood Ave and Swan Creek, it is scarring me! Does this mean my city will be the first to be taken over by your greatness?