Click here to download a PDF of Seth Harwood's JACK WAKES UP
[img_assist|nid=757|title=|desc=|link=none|align=left|width=70|height=100]You guys know I like to promote other podiobook authors. No one out there works it harder than Seth Harwood, the Sleestack-sized writer from the San Francisco Bay area. He's been giving his books away as podcasts for two years now, and the first of his babies, JACK WAKES UP, is now in print.
Harwood is making a run at the Amazon charts, ANCESTOR-style, on March 16. To promote this shiz, he's giving away the entire book as a free PDF. This is the same strategy I used to push ANCESTOR to the top of the Amazon charts, and I hope it works just as well for Harwood.
He's also being published by Breakneck Books, the home of author/publisher Jeremy Robinson who wrote the adventure-thriller ANTARTKOS. I connected Harwood with Robinson, and knew these two hard-working guys could make something happen together. The one thing I truly respect in life is a blue-collar work ethic, and both of these cats have it in spades.
I'm pretty excited about JACK WAKES UP. It's a great book. Don't believe me, bitches? Fire up this PDF and give it a shot. Don't even cost nuthin'. It's also available as a free podiobook over at Podiobooks.com.



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Got my copy...
I'm gonna print out the first few chapters.... about a dozen times, and hand them out... Should generate some interest... Put some Junkie Info in with it as well.... Maybe that nice press release thingee you put together....
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I just dl'ed it too
I hope it wll be an interesting read.
All that matters is getting my fix.
[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.
Ready to give it a try
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i started this, it's good
i have to restart it, had other projects to finish before i could continue with this
still trying to start tee's billibub baddings first tale
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You're a whole 2 books behind...
He's on JP3... Give it some time.. It takes a bit to get used to the voice, kind of like Nemcoff... But well worth it...
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Nothin better than free....
Nothin better than free....Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.
i know
i am currently getting caught up with mike bennnett's hall of mirrors. gruesome shit that bennett puts out
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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!
So have you read any Palms
So have you read any Palms books?Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.
He's brilliant, that Mike Bennet
Sometimes I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or just throw up....
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i just finished hair and skin
GOOD GAWD.............. totally wicked
and SICK
i am gonna have to add his website with PG's
EVERY sigler fan will LOVE/HATE bennett's stuff
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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!
that one was disgusting
that one was disgustingyes, but you could not stop listening, could you?
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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!
Thanks and rocking!
My voice? No way I sound like that doofus Nemcoff!! That guy practically sings his story. I'm like the gravel-voice of the gutter. I bring it from beneath the streets. Thanks to you guys for peeping the Palms, reading, listening, and hopefully buying come Palms Sunday. Join the Palms Nation...author of the Jack Palms Crime series find it at sethharwood.com Shake 'Em Down!!!
When I first realized what was going to happen,
I audibly guffawed! I couldn't listen without chuckling... It did get quite nasty at the end though... Bennet is good at that... Crusty Dildos anyone?
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LMAO
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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!
no, as a matter of fact, i
no, as a matter of fact, i could'nti wanted to quit in part two
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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!
Yeah, hope you dig it!
author of the Jack Palms Crime series find it at sethharwood.com Shake 'Em Down!!!
I read the one that's coming out in print
I read JACK WAKES UP and I loved it. Good stuff. If you like cop shows, Tarntino movies, anything with guns and overdoses of testosterone, you'll dig it.I'm an original Palm's Daddy
Been there since the beginning... woohoo!
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Palms Sunday has arrived...
Ordered my copy earlier today.. Congrats Seth!
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Thank you!!author of the Jack Palms Crime series find it at sethharwood.com Shake 'Em Down!!!
YEAH!!
-i have just started jack wakes up, like, like it a lot. the next big thing is pushing sigler up the charts
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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!
Just got the book! It's here!
And it's awesome! "He's waiting for you to look the other way, then you get a blackjack in the back of the head. Then he kicks you in the nuts, and you actually thank him for it."
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