Seriously. My mail was fucking glowing. Glowing red, like some demonic postal practical joke. Satan: "Hey, guys, did we send out those Christmas cards? No? Shoot, we need to get those out – call the demons from over on Baker Street, we can have a nice little envelope stuffing party. I'll make my sourdough loaf and spinach dip, it will be fun." Turns out this is promo for the F.E.A.R. 2 game, courtesy of our wacky friends at Armacham. Check out the video – smokin' hot nurses, video games, and spooky doctor dudes, you can't go wrong.