There are times that the English language fails me, and this is one of them. The band Insane Clown Posse (my Faygo-swilling peeps from Michigan, mind ya) released a new song called "Miracles." This is either the greatest intentional self-parody since R Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet," or indisputable evidence that our collective intellect is regressing at light speed, and our short-changing of science education is finally here to kick us dead square in the nuts. Of those two, I prefer the former.
This is ten minutes long, you have to watch it. I included a link with some comedic commentary and critical rewinds for key phrases, like, "fuckin' magnets, how do they work?"