Audio: Horror-Movie MILFs, or Monsters I'd Like to...
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 | You think you know what a MILF is? Lay off the Internet porn, my friend. This is a horror column and we're talking about monsters I'd like to...well, you know. No offense to mothers everywhere -- they truly are the glue that holds society together -- but there are some grade-A pieces of monster tail out there that simply must be celebrated. **Please note: Laughing in the Face of Death is going on hiatus until May 2010** |
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16 Comments
Milf - girlies
oh oh oh I got two Mila Jovovich in the last Resident evil and Ripley in the last Alien.
Laughing in the Face of Sad
FDO No worries we'll stay strong until the return of Laughing in the Face of Death...
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All Hail the FDØ!Those are strong
Mila becomes a "monster" later in the series, so maybe. And I don't buy that Ripley was ever a "monster." Sure, clone her from a single drop of blood, and the clone happens to be pregnant with the alien baby. Did the writers ever open a biology book?
Warlock
I am going with Warlock -- Julian Sands..Yeah baby!
Cloning for Dummies
10 bucks says the clone also had her last meal in her cloned stomach.
Yeah, that last Ripley plot
Yeah, that last Ripley plot was weak...Oh as said on facebook 7 of 9 was she the only thing that kept Voyager afloat or what?
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Warlock
Warlock. Definitely Warlock - if he were on good behavior.
Glad you included Spike from Buffy
He's da bomb!
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Loved Spike
Though he got awful soft by the end of that series. Liked him much better as straight bad-ass.
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Agree to disagree
I think the hottest boy vamps were Brad Pitt & Tom Cruise in Interview. For girls I think Selma Blair in Hellboy was hot if a little hungry...someone throw that girl a samich.
I could see Brad Pitt
But I really didn't dig Tom Cruise as a blond. Stuart Townsend, though petulant, made a much better Lestat in my opinion. Though everything else about Queen of the Damned was just awful! I really enjoyed those books too...
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I have to give a thumbs down on Tom Cruise
Not doing a thing for me as a vamp or otherwise.
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Awesome
This is the first time I've ever listened to Laughing in the Face of Death, and I have to say I was pleased. A couple of the lines were frickin' hilarious.
Im with You guys
Yes i guess that the writer might not open a biology book, but still I love the last Ripley
Additionally
oh oh oh I got two Mila Jovovich in the last Resident evil and Ripley in the last Alien.
Yea i agree i wouldnt get a
Yea i agree i wouldnt get a headache over it