200-yard spiderweb marks sure death for Seattle residents

Posted: Oct 22, 2007

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Summary:

There is this 200-yard-long spiderweb in a Seattle park. These dumb-asses are hypothesizing if it's a social web-spinning spider, or a spider exodus, when what they should doing is loading up the mini van with all their belongings, mounting a flame-thrower on the roof, and getting the fuck out. Have these people never seen a monster movie? You know what, Seattle? I'm glad you're about to be dropped from the gene pool. Enjoy the fangs and the paralyzing venom as you're slowly sucked dry.

13 Comments

SwtJellyBean

On Oct 23, 2007 @ 11:48PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:11AM

hmmm

Why do I get the feeling that this is part of Sigler's world domination plan lol

Scott

On Oct 24, 2007 @ 6:56AM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:11AM

Keep that to yourself ...

Listen up, SBJ, you can talk about the World Domination™ plan in here all you like, but don't mention it outside these cyberwalls. Of course spiders are part of my arsenal - what self-respecting master villain would NOT have spiders? Or wait, is that "what self-respecting master villain would NOT have crabs?" Hmmm. Well, maybe it's just me then.

MitchB1990

On Oct 24, 2007 @ 4:20PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:11AM

Haha

Not to far from me ,I better get my house boarded and stocked, I don't want to be a meal for a huge ass spider. -_-

"A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

Crash

On Oct 24, 2007 @ 5:46PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:11AM

Um..it's not in seattle..

Um..it's not in seattle.. it's in Texas..Seattle times, is just a newspaper covering it.... Not to nit pick or anything... Just a big Differance between the 2 places. "Lake Tawakoni State Park rangers Mike McCord, left, and Freddie Gowin monitor a giant spider web at the park Tuesday near Willis Point, Texas." =-=-=--=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "If it has ram. I can Crash it"

=-=-=--=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "If it has ram. I can Crash it"

Scott

On Oct 28, 2007 @ 5:51PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:11AM

DAMN YOUR EYES!

Never, and I mean NEVER contradict me with facts ever again!

On Oct 30, 2007 @ 6:36AM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:11AM

*shiver*

remind me to always stay on Scott's good side... Yessir, right away, Sir,you wanted it yesterday, Sir, let me go back in time for you!

"Mae's a f***in genius! and a regular Genius too!" ~ Scott Sigler

podakayne

On Oct 31, 2007 @ 9:59AM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:11AM

well HELL NO it ain't in SEATTLE

and thanks for pointing that out....(comeon Siggy you dont want to go toe to toe...actually I dont want to go toe to toe, but WhatEVER) hell i almost loaded up the van on that one!...now those Texans who are always braggin "things iz juz bigga here!" ya'll have fun now...ya hear!

Mongo

On Nov 01, 2007 @ 2:05PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:11AM

Crabs?

Uh...Sire....The Royal Physican can take of that. And I'll see about the cleaniness of the evenings...entertainment.

DeVoiD

On Nov 03, 2007 @ 2:29PM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:11AM

Run

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On Nov 23, 2007 @ 5:11AM Edited Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:11AM

Evolution is here. Not that

Evolution is here. Not that it ever isn't apparent, but with the rapid increase in our environment and such...doesn't surprise me that the arachnids are starting to take back what we have stolen from them. Just wait.....soon the blood thirsty bunnies and squirrels will appear and start wrecking havoc. I'm definitely glad they're starting on the West Coast though......wait guys I'll get you the address for a few key nutrition sources....i.e. Paris hilton, Britney Spears, Ron Jeremy..... *Personally I'm very intrigued by this......I'd probably be the one checking it out, with flame thrower in hand of course, just in case one of those mutha fuckas decided to jump on me......eeeeww.....creepy crawly.